Mosquito Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Mosquito

The whores of the insect world. All they do is get what they need from you, and leave you with nothing but a burning itch.

Mosquito

by The Kiwi God on Aug 19, 2005 19:59:59

A small, annoying, bitey insect that goes "Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT." If Only.
They bite and are annoying. Incidentally, I was bitten the other day. The wanker.

Example:
Annoyed bloke:
"For Pete's sake that fucking mosquito has been pissing me off for hours now! Where's the fly spray. Aha!"

*Squirt*

Mosquito:
"Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT."

Mosquito

by vocal percussion on Jun 28, 2020 10:16:14

Annoying little twats that track your carbon monoxide and bite the shit out of you

Example:
Person: Fuck i got bit by a mosquito
Person2: Watch out for those blood sucking cunts

Mosquito

by Azure Dragon on Feb 10, 2010 17:11:18

A blood sucking insect that makes you like flies better.

Example:
Politicians are also mosquitoes

Mosquito

by Craisin on Feb 05, 2013 08:26:11

A girl that wants to date your boyfriend. Although she is not a threat to you, she is annoying and can get under your skin because she will always be buzzing around him. She is generally a girl who always gets what she wants so she isn't shy to flirt with your boyfriend shamelessly even when she knows he is taken. She thinks she can take you down, but like an actual mosquito this girl just needs to be squished.

Example:
I can't leave my boyfriend alone for 10 minutes without him getting attacked by those damn mosquitos!

Mosquito

by Benoit Racine on Jun 19, 2008 23:36:04

v. To shock or repulse. Adj.: mosquitoed. From the Mosquito device, an ultrasonic gadget used in teenage crowd dispersion in public places in South Wales, England, since 2005, which may or may not be responsible for the record number of teenage suicides in Bridgend, South Wales, 2006-2008. More than 7,000 Mosquito devices are now in operation in England, Europe, Canada and America. It emits an unpleasant sound that can only be heard by 15-27 year-olds.

Example:
Classical music has the unfortunate effect of mosquitoing his brains.

David was left totally mosquitoed by the experience.

Mosquito

by Thunder Magus on Mar 28, 2009 14:37:56

Tiny, bloodsucking demons that are everywhere when the weather is hot and have annoying, high-pitched buzzes. They bite you and drink your blood. Known to spread deadly diseases as well as annoying, itchy whelts. It hurts when they bite, too.

Example:
Damn mosquitoes are bad this year!

Mosquito

by Shiine-1 on May 04, 2022 04:23:47

A pesky insect that every person hates. But at least, they were the ones who saved Europe and Southeast Asia from the powerful Mongols.

Example:
The Mongols
Strength : Can beat everyone easily with their weapons while on horses.
Weakness : Kamikaze, Mosquitoes, Weather, Moist, Adaptation failure.

Mosquito

by Softdizzzle on Dec 02, 2009 09:28:48

verb: While a girl is menstruating, a male uses a straw to inhale blood from the woman's cunt. This strange but very erotic sexual position has been known to cure polio. Mosquitoing has also been referred to has vaginal vampiring.

Example:
The bitch was on her period and I was thirsty, so I decided to mosquito her to rehydrate myself.

Mosquito

by Chandrashekhar Thiyagarajan on Feb 20, 2009 10:27:28

When a woman is on her period and a man uses a straw to suck out the blood.

Example:
"man my girl was on her period and i gave her a mosquito, it was great"

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