Gaben

A joke name for Gabe Newell, one of the most popular employees at Valve Software. He is always teased about his fatness and his inability to count to the number 3, as well as delaying games 9 years. The name comes from a commentary node in Team Fortress 2 where he said he could be reached at [email protected]. He's become one hell of an Internet meme ever since, with many videos, songs, and even sites based around him.



Gaben
Gaben is love. Gaben is life.
Example:
Gaben.


Gaben
Gaben is the holy lord of everything. He hates the number 3, and the words Team Fortress 2, therefore he forbids any contact with them. According to an old legend, he delayed creating the universe so much he said ''fuck it'' and created itself. Fabulous.
Example:
We should ask Lord Gaben for help and praise him!
Lord Gaben has blessed me again.


gaben
Gaben is the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, omnipresent overlord of the PC gaming world. He will grant you deals on any game you may wish to purchase to gain your trust, he will convince you to add more money and then he will sneak up behind you and shove you into a barrel of failed unboxings.
Example:
Gamer: Oh BOY , I feel good about this unboxing.
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys


gabenism
Gabenism is the belief that a man long ago created the Universe purely out of Steam. He created the Fortress, and the Earth. On Earth, Gaben spawned many creatures, but most importantly, Gordon and Alyx; They are the first humans on earth. They reproduced until the world was full of 7 billion people. We, as descendants of Gaben, must praise our lord, or face the horrible depths of Chell.

Not only do Gabenists believe in Gaben, they also believe in Garry. Garry is an evil being who lives in the deepest layer of Chell. Chell is where the souls who defy Gabengo after they die. If you do not defy Gaben, you go to the Fortress, The Fortress is where holy beings live after they die. The Fortress was guarded by the Mercenaries. You will be given all of the source games, and Steam Sales will be often. Gabenistsalso believe in Steam Sales. A Steam Sale is when Gaben is pleased with his descendants' work, and decides to release a bundle of happiness upon them. (Or in other words, a Steam Sale)

To worship Gaben, you must go to Steam often, buy his games, and never give intoGarry's evil doings.

Sinners will be banished to 720P 30FPS, and will never enjoy good exclusives.
Example:
Console guy: Consoles rock!
Gabenism follower: NO! YOU PEASANT. PC is the master race! Gaben is love, Gaben is life!


gabenism
The one true religion. It states that one day, there will be a third coming of Half Life and on that day, all console peasants will burn in their shitty 15 FPS games.
Example:
Kid: "Hey dad, could we go outside?"
Dad: "You are in a house of gabenism. You shall not say that word, young man."


Gabener
Literally "Not Good" refers to the Governor of DKI Jakarta for the 2017-2022 period. This word is a satire as a form of dissatisfaction with the identity politics he did when campaigning (even human corpse are being politicized) and when he sat in the Governor's seat, Jakarta went on autopilot. During those five years there were no meaningful results of the Gabener's work. Some of them even resulted in the people of DKI losing their lives.
Example:
A: Gabener is wasting the budget. Buy glue, overpay, bamboo bastard, and many more.
B: Yes, the governor's proceeds from selling verses and corpses, that's how it is.


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