hampered
Getting so drunk that you piss into your
hamper then somehow manage to pass out in
the piss covered
laundry.
hamper
by teddyburns on Feb 05, 2016 19:28:45
Example:
No, honey,
uh uh. You don't want to date him. He's such a hamper. He has way too much
dirty laundry under his
lid; you don't want to get involved in that.
Hamper
by Accuracy is A Lie on May 21, 2018 02:47:13
hamper
by tieztoez on Jul 06, 2016 00:44:51
hamper
by gibbO on Jul 22, 2004 22:15:58
Dung Hampers
by AKACroatalin on Mar 18, 2015 15:58:40
English expression in use by sailors in the Royal Navy before the Second World War. It refers to large, baggy and shapeless underwear that can be male or female attire. When
male it refers to the
baggy shorts that were issued to both junior and senior rates at the time. When female, it refers to the baggy bloomers type of knickers with elasticated legs, the sight of which is guaranteed to turn off all but the most ardent (or desperate) suitors. In short they are the sort of thing that not even
Bridget Jones would wear.
Hamper Hunter
by Hamper Hunter on Nov 10, 2020 11:21:09
A sneaky
opportunistic friend of a hot girl that attempts to sniff the
dirty panties of said friend. He is often a guy stuck in the friend zone who the girl feels is a
safe friend. She is sadly mistaken, because this creep with go out of his way to find dirty panties.
noise hamper
by thisplacesucksass on Mar 13, 2014 07:19:55
An object that produces a
white noise (like a fan, or maybe a radio on a lower volume) that is used to make sounds
audible in a very quiet environment not quite as noticeable. Noise hampers can be used to make it harder to
hear you doing something you don't want others to know about.
Noise hampers explain why so many people like to masturbate in the bathroom with the shower running.
Example:
While Tyrone and
Shelly were having sex, Shelly used her fan as a noise hamper so her parents wouldn't hear her
moaning.
I had to find a noise hamper so I could
fap in peace.
Cock Hamper
by Xeropoint on Dec 17, 2011 14:35:10
A
storage receptacle for dirty dicks. You just throw dirty dicks in like you would laundry into a regular
hamper.
Commonly used to define particularly slutty women.
Example:
She had group sex with her boyfriend, her
cousin's boyfriend, AND her cousin. My friend had knowingly
set me up with a
cock hamper.
hamper sex
by Dr Bunnygirl on Jun 27, 2019 14:30:06
What happens when a simple clothes
hamper comes in
handy as the perfect
prop to bend your partner over.
Example:
She
bent forward with her arms outstretched onto the floor and I got in there right behind her at the
perfect angle; such is the
bliss of hamper sex!