Resting

A euphemism for masturbation.wanking



Resting
A word that was invented to have a good excuse to sleep in the middle of the day, without giving other people the impression that one is depressed.

Resting might lead to an Urban Dictionary Appifany, and/or the feeling of being a new man.
Example:
"Hey man, wanna play some soccer with me and the guys?"
"Nah, I'm tired man, think I'm gonna sleep."
"What the... in the middle of the day? You ok man?"
"REST... I'm gonna rest, I had a rough day."
"Oh, alright. Some other time then."
*click*

When I was resting today (contently), I had an Urban Dictionary Appifany. Then I went to urbandictionary.com and submitted it, whilst feeling like a new man.


Rest
1. The act of sleeping or relaxing in order to rejuvenate.

2. One of the most powerful move in the Super Smash Bros. series. The wielder of this move is a Pokemon character called Jigglypuff.
Example:
1. I need some rest. I'm dead tired from all that karate.

2. With a whopping 28% damage, Jigglypuff managed to send Marth out of the arena while catching a few winks.


'rest
Slang and shortening of the word "arrest."
Example:
Man: What, you gonna 'rest me?

Cop: Wait did you just say "gonna arrest me" or "gonna (pause) 'rest me"?

Man: You gonna police me about my grammar or be a cop and 'rest me?


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