gag me with a spoon
Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. From valspeak, so somewhat archaic. Usage these days is considered silly.
Gag me
short for gag me with a spoon, this is a phrase usually uttered when one is annoyed, pissed, etc. has very similar usage to the phrases "please kill me" or "oh just shoot me."like those phrases this is NOT to be taken literally.Gag me with a spoon
gag me with a fork
Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. Used commonly among teenage girls, and is the true option when one chooses what to be gagged with. None of the spoon nonsense. The original saying is "gag me with a fork".
Example:
"Omg, why do they have to start undressing each other before they even get to the bedroom? "
"Yeah, I know, gag me with a fork!"
"Omg, why do they have to start undressing each other before they even get to the bedroom? "
"Yeah, I know, gag me with a fork!"
Gag me with a toothbrush
Gag me with a toothbrush is what my roomie, Matt, sometimes does to me before he forces his dick down my throat and squirts his load!
Example:
Gag me with a toothbrush is what Matt likes to do sometimes so I gag on his shit when he face-fucks me!
Gag me with a toothbrush is what Matt likes to do sometimes so I gag on his shit when he face-fucks me!
gag me with a spoon
gag me with a shovel
See gag me with a spoon, except a shovel is bigger than a spoon, so this phrase is used to express even more displeasure than gagging on a spoon would achieve.
Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!
Example:
Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!