invoicer
a nasty bitch that nit picks every piece of paper that comes through an office then comes and smells your lunch and says ooooooooooh! you should bring some for everybody next time.
Invoice
Invoice Me
-To reply jokingly to a threat, or problem as if your being asked for money.
-Stalling for a few more days when being asked for owed wealth.
-Stalling for a few more days when being asked for owed wealth.
Example:
Johnathan- So buddy, where's my $10 bucks from last week?
Andy- Invoice me, you know I'm good for it.
Johnathan- So buddy, where's my $10 bucks from last week?
Andy- Invoice me, you know I'm good for it.
Vendor Invoice Approval
The system or workflow process in which a bill or invoice is received, then sent to the appropriate party for approval, and finally sent to Accounts Payable for payment
Example:
Yo, son, this Vendor Invoice Approval Process is whack - we can't even pay our damn bills on time!
Yo, son, this Vendor Invoice Approval Process is whack - we can't even pay our damn bills on time!
ambush invoice
Fraudulent modern American method of surviving difficult economy. Most often utilized by persons age 25-38. The favorite trick of creative freelancers. You offer your services to a company or person perceived to have money. They of course do not hire you. You offer information or ideas via emails or phone calls they didn't ask you for. Then you start demanding pay for the above.
If they are smart and refuse to pay you, then you accuse them of a lie designed to hurt them, and email them an invoice that includes a threat that if they do not pay, you will spread lies about them on Google.
Don't laugh.
This is now widespread across America.
If they are smart and refuse to pay you, then you accuse them of a lie designed to hurt them, and email them an invoice that includes a threat that if they do not pay, you will spread lies about them on Google.
Don't laugh.
This is now widespread across America.
Example:
1. A company charges for what they perceive to be your fault (not being there, for instance) and then sends you an ambush invoice. They have not actually DONE anything.
2. You meet a group of freelancers for lunch. You don't hire any of them. They send you 1-3 emails during the following week asking questions about your project. Three days later, they invoice you. They have not actually DONE anything. You are being billed for the emails they sent you because they're about YOUR project, after all.
3. You ask a person a question on the phone. They answer you. It takes about 30 seconds. Three days to a week later, they invoice you $2500.
1. A company charges for what they perceive to be your fault (not being there, for instance) and then sends you an ambush invoice. They have not actually DONE anything.
2. You meet a group of freelancers for lunch. You don't hire any of them. They send you 1-3 emails during the following week asking questions about your project. Three days later, they invoice you. They have not actually DONE anything. You are being billed for the emails they sent you because they're about YOUR project, after all.
3. You ask a person a question on the phone. They answer you. It takes about 30 seconds. Three days to a week later, they invoice you $2500.
Quick Invoice
Your new pocket accountant.
A simple yet effective tool to manage all the invoicing and accounting needs of your business. Accessible from anywhere and everywhere and on any kind of device. Built to serve small businesses, freelancers and individual entreprenuers and make them look professional AF. Known to sort out the most tedious accounting of any business without breaking a sweat!
A simple yet effective tool to manage all the invoicing and accounting needs of your business. Accessible from anywhere and everywhere and on any kind of device. Built to serve small businesses, freelancers and individual entreprenuers and make them look professional AF. Known to sort out the most tedious accounting of any business without breaking a sweat!
Example:
Hey Harry, use Quick Invoice and grow your small business, faster!
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Hey Harry, use Quick Invoice and grow your small business, faster!
Your best choice, Quick Invoice!