undressing

to remove clothing (ie. .. shorts, pants, shirts, bra, panties)



undressable
capable of being undressed, with no clothes, naked.
Example:
'Cause it's beautiful

Ooh, you make me feel undressable

(#Beautiful by Mariah Carey)


undresser
A gun or gat. Typically used by o.g.'s and straight gangstas.
Example:
Shareef: Yo, son, come through wit tha undresser.I got some fools that need blastin on.

Troy: Iight, nigga. Hoody Hooooooooo


undress the mule
An ambiguous term that can be applied to describe something that is open to interpretation, in order to disguise it's true meaning. Used to be vague about the true nature of what is being discussed. The more it doesn't make sense, the better.
Example:
Steven: What does 'undress the mule' mean?
Scott: It means to undress the mule.
Steven: How do I undress the mule on undressing the mule?
Scott: Well, what do you think? How would one undress a mule?
Kyle: The more important question is, do you believe?
Steven: Do I believe in undressing the mule?
Kyle: No. Do you believe?
Steven: ...


visually undress
mentally disrobing someone nearby, imaging unclothed 'prime parts' -"there HAS to be some sweet stuff hiding under all those clothes"!!
Example:
john and sean began to visually undress the statuesque female strutting by

nearly 'juicing' over the spectrum, ron continued visually undressing the passer by

a nude beach trip totally derailed his/her tendency to visually undress


Don't dress to undress
This is used when you ask someone on a friendly date, and want to let them know that there is no chance that the two of you will be having sex afterwards.
Example:
Sally: Hey John, wanna come with me to the Canadian High Commission tonight? They're screening a Canadian film there.

John: Uh, cool. What's the setup there, like what should I wear?

Sally: I'm not entirely sure, but don't dress to undress, I need to be somewhere else at half past nine.


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