Geordie
A person who exhibits the following qualities
a) a ballsack for a face
b) aggressively hates people named Hamoon
a) a ballsack for a face
b) aggressively hates people named Hamoon
Geordie
A 'Geordie' is a person from Newcastle, UK. They have been named the nicest in Britain. Famous people such as Cheryl Cole and Joe McElderry are Geordies. Not all people from Newcastle have strong accents, there is a stereotype of Geordies that they are rough, common slobs who nest in council houses and suckle on 'Newcastle Brown Ale' and 'Guiness' all day. This should be ignored, as only the small minority of people from Newcastle are like this, people are like that everywhere, not just in the North East. People are generally well educated, and Gosforth High School is one of the best schools in the North and East.Geordie
From George (Greek Georgios d. 303 A.D.) + IE. Geordie is a term that has come come to denote two things:
1. A native of Tyneside
2. A supporter of Newcastle United (the noted pigeon crap of the North East).
The latter of these two has created a change to the traditional Geordie song, Blaydon Races. The new version is as follows:
Oh, me lads! You shoulda seem 'em gannin,
Dyre and co., havin a god - all the toon git bangin,
Thor was lots o' lads 'n' lasses there,
Fanies was git aching!
We divvn't need the Champion's - we'd rather gan out rapin!
1. A native of Tyneside
2. A supporter of Newcastle United (the noted pigeon crap of the North East).
The latter of these two has created a change to the traditional Geordie song, Blaydon Races. The new version is as follows:
Oh, me lads! You shoulda seem 'em gannin,
Dyre and co., havin a god - all the toon git bangin,
Thor was lots o' lads 'n' lasses there,
Fanies was git aching!
We divvn't need the Champion's - we'd rather gan out rapin!
Geordie
inhabitants of North Eastern England and their Dialect
the dialect is the oldest from of continually used English in the world
totally unintelligable to anyone else.
you thought Jamaican patois was weird try geordie
the dialect is the oldest from of continually used English in the world
totally unintelligable to anyone else.
you thought Jamaican patois was weird try geordie
Example:
"eee a divvent knaa if am gonna gan doon ta watch the footbaall the neet'
tanslates as: hmm i dont know i am going to watch the football tonight
"eee a divvent knaa if am gonna gan doon ta watch the footbaall the neet'
tanslates as: hmm i dont know i am going to watch the football tonight
Geordie
Geordie is the hottest mf you'll ever meet. Named after the nicest people in the great land of England, anyone cool enough to be named Geordie can immediately understand the Geordie accent undecipherable to anyone else. Geordie is super smart and strong and handsome and literally perfect in every way. He's also super tall and not short at all.
Example:
Fella 1: Come on England *fuckin swallows mic*
Fella 2: Tell us something your mum doesn't know
Fella 1: *Pulls mic in close* Auœr
*Fella 2 goes to Absolute Lad*
Fella 2: Tell us something your mum doesn't know
Absolute Lad: Geordie is a mega hottie
Fella 1: Come on England *fuckin swallows mic*
Fella 2: Tell us something your mum doesn't know
Fella 1: *Pulls mic in close* Auœr
*Fella 2 goes to Absolute Lad*
Fella 2: Tell us something your mum doesn't know
Absolute Lad: Geordie is a mega hottie
Geordie
A 'wannabe' mackem (person of a town that thinks its a city, Sunderland). Also usually much more welcoming than your average brummie, wurzel, cockney, manc, scouser or smoggie. Often renowned for being friendly and outgoing and with a fondness for the odd beer or 20, geordies make the UK what they are. Geordies can often be found in St James' Park cheering on Newcastle United and are the most dedicated fans in the land.
Geordie is also the most liked dialect in the UK as in a recent poll
Geordie is also the most liked dialect in the UK as in a recent poll
Example:
Afta worrk ahm gannin doon tha pub forra pint with tha lads then gann yairm ta spend sum fam-il-ee time with wor lass nd tha bairns like a good parent should.
Ah might allso gan bray some daft mackums hu tryed ta torrch me hoos and tha smoggie hu tryed to fiddle with lirrul Stu!
Afta worrk ahm gannin doon tha pub forra pint with tha lads then gann yairm ta spend sum fam-il-ee time with wor lass nd tha bairns like a good parent should.
Ah might allso gan bray some daft mackums hu tryed ta torrch me hoos and tha smoggie hu tryed to fiddle with lirrul Stu!
Geordie
A person from the North East of England sometime described as 'Scotsmen with there brains kicked out' the people from this area defy this label with there friendly, gregacious natures.
The local drink is the kickass Newcastle Brown Ale, or Nooky Broown. After several pint's of this brew a Geordie will start to sing traditional songs like Lambton Worm with its references to Saint George slaying the dragon (worm).
If you are from the South of England (Anywhere further South than Scarbourough counts)and misbehave a Geordie may gently admonish you with the local reprimand of laying the 'heed' on you.
Geordies enjoy supporting the local football team Newcastle United also known as the Toon armie or the Magpies.
While the accent is a little difficult to understand at first, a visit to Geordieland is well worth the effort.
Sometimes individuals from this area when living in the South of England are knicknamed Geordie.
The local drink is the kickass Newcastle Brown Ale, or Nooky Broown. After several pint's of this brew a Geordie will start to sing traditional songs like Lambton Worm with its references to Saint George slaying the dragon (worm).
If you are from the South of England (Anywhere further South than Scarbourough counts)and misbehave a Geordie may gently admonish you with the local reprimand of laying the 'heed' on you.
Geordies enjoy supporting the local football team Newcastle United also known as the Toon armie or the Magpies.
While the accent is a little difficult to understand at first, a visit to Geordieland is well worth the effort.
Sometimes individuals from this area when living in the South of England are knicknamed Geordie.
Geordie
Geordied
When a female falls for the affection of a male, who's origin is of Newcastle or the near by surrounding area.
geordie
The friendliest people in the UK. knowing for drinking everyone under the table and their amazing accent. Also devoted football fans and mass lovers of greggs. They don't deny a good baked pastry treat.