Appalachian
Appal - at - shun: Mountains on the eastern part of the US. Commonly mispronounced as "Appal - aye - shun" by people who do not and have never lived there.appalachian
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To spew epithets about a person's ethnic or cultural background, while at the same time holding oneself up as highminded and respectable. Common on some internet discussion forums.
Example:
That self-satisfied, ignorant bastard came back online only to appalachian you; you can't take that windbag seriously.
That self-satisfied, ignorant bastard came back online only to appalachian you; you can't take that windbag seriously.
appalachian
To spew epithets about a person's ethnic or cultural background, while at the same time holding oneself up as highminded and respectable. Common on some internet discussion forums.
Example:
That self-satisfied, ignorant bastard came back online only to appalachian you; you can't take that windbag seriously.
That self-satisfied, ignorant bastard came back online only to appalachian you; you can't take that windbag seriously.
Appalachian Trail
A euphemism for a long-distance bootycall to Argentina.
Additional points if you 1. are a politician 2. lie to an entire state/nation 3. Hail from South Carolina 4. Utter the words "I have just spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina".
Additional points if you 1. are a politician 2. lie to an entire state/nation 3. Hail from South Carolina 4. Utter the words "I have just spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina".
Hiking the Appalachians
Appalachian Mundungus
Rubbing one's penis vigorously back and forth in an ass crack, while not actually inserting it in the anus. Also known as the asstric bypass.
Example:
She was on her period and her butthole smelled, so I just did the old Appalachian Mundungus.
She was on her period and her butthole smelled, so I just did the old Appalachian Mundungus.
Appalachian "R"
A lesser known letter in the English alphabet, some refer to it as the 27th letter. It is primarily derived from southern mountainous regions in the U.S. It can replace a standard regular "r" but it is usually added to words that are not typically spelled with an "r", thus causing words containing the Appalachian "R" to have a certain mountainous twang when pronounced.
Example:
Jethro: Ma I'm cornfused. I's a been lookin' fer Pa and can't find him no where's I ain't got no idear where he is.
Ma: Jethro didja check the warsh room? He might be on the torlet.
Jethro: I hope I finds him soon, I needs to show him my new measurin' stick its got these here new fangled centermeters on it.
Appalachian "R" is in cornfused; idear; warsh; torlet; centermeters
Jethro: Ma I'm cornfused. I's a been lookin' fer Pa and can't find him no where's I ain't got no idear where he is.
Ma: Jethro didja check the warsh room? He might be on the torlet.
Jethro: I hope I finds him soon, I needs to show him my new measurin' stick its got these here new fangled centermeters on it.
Appalachian "R" is in cornfused; idear; warsh; torlet; centermeters