girl scout cookies
by Steve Martin 1202 on Mar 04, 2008 10:03:44
Example:
Why do those
little girls make their delicious girl scout cookies so damn tiny and pack
25% of your daily fat into just
two of them?
The only possible answer: they are evil.
Girl Scout Cookies
by tinjuchic on Feb 06, 2010 02:34:41
The most
crazy delicious treat the world has ever known.
Benefits of consumption include building girls of courage, confidence, and character, who make the world a better place via the application of life skills such as goal setting, decision making, money management,
people skills and
business ethics.
www.girlscoutcookies.org
Example:
"
Do Girl Scout Cookies help girls positively impact their communities and the world?"
Through a mouthful of
Thin Mint: "
Yesh!"
girl scout cookie
by adam brenner on Jan 10, 2006 16:11:18
You go up to a girl's door(a complete stranger) and
ring the doorbell. when she answers, you
ask in a
high voice "wanna buy some cookies?" she then invites you in and you proceded to fuck her in the asshole.
Girl scout cookies
by Halcynixa on Dec 10, 2021 13:10:59
Cookies that girl scouts buy the whole stock of from
Safeway,
Walgreens, etc.. and re-sell for a higher price than what they payed for. They do usually taste pretty good, but only because its from somewhere else. And for the price, nah not worth it, just
get cookies from your local grocery store.
Example:
Guy: How much do these
Girl scout cookies costs?
Girl scout: 10$
Guy: 10$?! for only 10 cookies?! I can just go to the
Safeway down the street and get the same cookies for 5$!
Girl Scout Cookie Whore
by Spinman75 on Nov 10, 2009 06:11:42
A person who is obsessed with
Girl Scout Cookies, to the point where they don't ever share their cookies, they have a
calender counting down to the opening of the new cookie season, and they occasional sleep with the famous green
vest on....
Example:
Friend: Dude can I have some of your Tagalongs?
GSCW (Girl Scout Cookie Whore):
No bro.
Friend: But you have like 20
boxes!
GSCW: These are barely gonna last until the season opens up in
39 days, until then get your own damn box!
Friend: Your such a fucking Girl Scout Cookie Whore!
girl scout cookie selectivity
by von groovy on Aug 01, 2024 08:06:15
The quality of still being able to manage oneself with something one wishes to indulge in while this one thing is not readily available year round. One does not buy all the girl scout cookies one can. Instead one remains
prudent and only buys what one will enjoy and in a
timely manner. This can also simply be called
self-discipline, but these cookies are a real test.
Example:
Despite having the desire to buy many different types and boxes so that she could
ravenously devour them to the point of shame.
Brenda employed her girl scout cookie selectivity and bought one box of four different types so that she may enjoy two cookies per day for a few months.