if you ask me Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

if you ask me

A redundant phrase attached to the end of a sentence. People who use this phrase have nothing more to say, it is simply there as a filler (or perhaps to make it sound more "authentic").

Are you asking me out?

by K_Lizzle on Dec 02, 2006 00:27:30

Something random that you say in response to any statement or question thrown at you by another, in an attempt to embarrass that person.

This should be said in a voice loud enough to be heard by others, in order to get the full effect.

Very similar to the famous Billy Madison line "No, I won't make out with you!"

Example:
Guy: Hey, can I borrow a piece of paper?
Girl: Are you asking me out?

...if you ask me

by QuacksO on Dec 29, 2021 06:16:41

But I **didn't** ask you, so quit flappin' yer gums!

Example:
Whenever someone says, "...if you ask me" at the end of a rant-'n'-rave-statement, he is acknowledging that he is feeling ignored. Do NOT encourage him by making ANY response or acknowledgement whatsoever --- this is merely a "fishing" statement to see if anyone's willing to listen to his whiny crybaby blather, so if he senses that anyone at all is even mildly receptive to him, he will not shut up for the next hour! You've been warned.

So whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you

by jjaehyun1099 on Feb 20, 2022 19:48:16

“so whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you” TRY AGAIN by JAEHYUN and D.ear. This song is about love and this part is basically a way to say that they feel warm or comfort when they’re around “you” and that’s why when it says “you” at the end it’s bc you make them happy and “you” are what comes to their mind

Example:
“swyamahifprmaiy” (so whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you)

:)

So whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you

by jjaehyun1026 on Feb 20, 2022 19:44:18

Example:
“swyamahifprmaiy” (so whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you)

:)

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