goalposting
by Goalposter on Apr 16, 2020 07:34:53
Goalposting is a sex position in which one person lays on his or her back with two other people
straddling. Named because of the horizontal and two
uprights.
Example:
Dude, my girlfriend and
her friend were drinking together when I got home and I
convinced them to do some goalposting
with me.
moving the goalposts
by thejimler on May 05, 2015 10:13:59
The act of redefining the conditions for victory or completion of a task, either when the original conditions for achieving them were met or whilst the person or group is busy working to achieve the current conditions, in order to prevent them from succeeding. Usually done with
malice by a superior or
peer looking to
exclude or remove people from a group by portraying them as incompetent of not completing the task they keep altering.
Example:
When Jake was close to finishing his training, his
supervisor who had always hated him started moving the goalposts by claiming that Jake needed four references of
work experience instead of two in order to graduate, a condition that nobody else had to meet and with only one day left for the
deadline. Jake didn't pass.
Goalpost Shifter
by Shiine-1 on Feb 02, 2022 16:34:04
The worst type of
Nintendo bootlicker who defends their multi-million dollar company when :
1. There's a criticism of Nintendo when they shut down fan stuff
borrowing their
IPs.
2. There's a criticism from fanboys of rival consoles.
3. They lose an argument, some of them start mocking their colloquist at this point.
Example:
Here we go there's a Goalpost Shifter under a
Twitter post criticising Nintendo shutting down Youtubers who upload their
OSTs.