the hitcher
Character from The Mighty Boosh played by British comedian Noel Fielding. He is a green cockney, with a polo around his eye because he has "minty vision".Cruel and Crude, he is well known for pissing a lot.The hitcher
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a guy who dresses up in order to moleste children. most commenly like a clown or something that would be appealing to children.... they also often have there way with piggys when there are no children around.
Example:
Iowntheracistclowns(a hitchers youtube account) the clown who steals a child and molestse them in his minivan.
Iowntheracistclowns(a hitchers youtube account) the clown who steals a child and molestse them in his minivan.
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Example:
Nicole walks into a bar and immediately hangs out with a big group of guys. She's the fastest hitcher I know.
Nicole walks into a bar and immediately hangs out with a big group of guys. She's the fastest hitcher I know.
hitcher jiggle
scooter hitcher
someone who jumps on the back of an old or disabled persons electric mobility scooter to get around quicker. it is also so much funnier if you ask them first or even more if they offer it to you!
Example:
the party starts in 10 minutes how you gonna get here on time?
im an expert scooter hitcher, ill make it!
the party starts in 10 minutes how you gonna get here on time?
im an expert scooter hitcher, ill make it!