Retirement Home
A place where
old people go to die.The food is generally of very poor quality, and most of their time there is spent sitting around
in chair, asking themselves:"Why do they never come to visit me"While at the same time staring into the
eternal abyss, realising that they are at the end of their life.
retirement home
by Chang Tan on Dec 30, 2004 10:27:56
The deathbed of old people. They
check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their
last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of
old folks.
Example:
"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to
play checkers and eat old corn
cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"
Oh dang..."
Anti-retirement home
by Johnny Ock on Jun 27, 2016 03:53:56
Aka -
the kid's grandparent's house, free
babysitting, (even though you should really be paying them). They want to enjoy their retirement that they worked so hard for and planned for a long time, but now, they can't.
Example:
I know we have had a whole year to make other
arrangements, but we can just bring the kids to the
anti-retirement home everyday. I know they are retired, but
It's free and I don't trust anyone else.
Catalonian Retirement Home
by Reverend Pope on Sep 11, 2009 22:34:09
This is when a group of guys kidnap several elderly Grandmothers, most commonly their own grandmothers.
They then fill up a large inflatable
raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag fucking them
up the arse.
Finally, when they have jism flowing from their anus' the women are thrown into the raft which is set
afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean
Example:
Guy 1:
My Nan gave me such a shit
Christmas present
Guy 2: Yeah me too
Guy 3: My grandma didnt even give me a present
Guy 1: Fuck those tight bitches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an Catalonian Retirement Home
Guy 4: But I like my grandmother
Guy 2: Fuck you
dickweed, your doing it on you can join them in it