gold bond
A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).
Example:
Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.
Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.
Gold bond
Example:
That brisk cold wind that hits your face on the first day of the winter season is like the first time you throw some gold bond on your balls
That brisk cold wind that hits your face on the first day of the winter season is like the first time you throw some gold bond on your balls
Gold bond
Example:
The man put gold bond on his ass to get rid of duck butter but then had an ass Queef And the cloud was made
The man put gold bond on his ass to get rid of duck butter but then had an ass Queef And the cloud was made
Gold Bonding
gold bonding
gold bond buccaneer
A handsome and successful male who uses the medicated powder in the heat to keep their large and fertile testicles free of sweat and chafing.
Example:
Although it was 96 degrees at spring training, Tony, being a gold bond buccaneer, was prepared and had a dry scrotum.
Although it was 96 degrees at spring training, Tony, being a gold bond buccaneer, was prepared and had a dry scrotum.
gold bond spaghetti
Gold-Bond Cake
When you put gold bond on your balls in order to prevent chaffing and/or major ball sweat, but instead of doing its job, the powdery gold bond mixeds with your ball sweat and forms a thick, cake-like substance.
Example:
Bob:"Damn Dude, my balls are sweating so bad man."
Bill:"I know dude, I have some major gold-bond cake going on right now!"
Bob:"Damn Dude, my balls are sweating so bad man."
Bill:"I know dude, I have some major gold-bond cake going on right now!"