shrubbery

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Shrubbery
An unreasonable request added to a task by someone who wishes you to fail. From the Monty Python "Knights who say Ni" sketch.
Example:
Bob: "In order to convince me that global warming is real, you will have to show that all temperatures everywhere on the globe are setting records at all times."

Bill: "Uh huh. Would you like a Shrubbery as well?"


shrubberies
An object that is usually small and round-ish, and can consist of one or several various plants; usually fuzzy, short plants or thorns. They are known for their quaintness, delicacy, and outrageous prices. The Knights of Ni regarded this particular plant with great admiration.
Example:
"In order to pass by this way, you must give us... a SHRUBBERY!!! (scary music)"

"I am Jim the shrubber. I make, design, and sell shrubberies."


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