Goldblum
To
sneakily attack someone using only your fingers or a long object. Because
Jeff Goldblum has
creepy, unusually long fingers.
Goldblum
by Chris Dolmeph on Jun 18, 2018 22:26:03
To be raped after a
breaking and entering. Either commited by street thugs or in prison. the term was coined from
1974's classic film Death Wish where
jeff Goldblum rapes the main characters daughter.
Example:
Cory: yo man
Friend: what?
Cory: dont
go in your cell man theyll
goldblum your ass.
Goldbluming
by CptnKeegs on Nov 15, 2020 20:05:53
goldblum
by the sloze. on Sep 13, 2010 00:01:02
Not just a win, but a win of the most
epic proportions. Originated from Flyntologists during the first holy Texmas, it is named after Flyntologist Lord and Savior
Jeff Goldblum. Not to be capitalized, as it is not used as a proper noun.
Antonym:
Brundle
Goldbluming
by f***_off on Apr 02, 2011 09:53:00
goldbluming
by R1's_awesome on Dec 02, 2006 15:36:47
Example:
T. "Gross!
Ewan McGregor's mole is repulsive."
A. "Now all I can see is
the mole. Stop goldbluming people for me! I hate you sooo much!"
goldblumming
by Ben Carr on May 14, 2007 08:52:53
When a video game crashes/freezes/gameplay becomes
jittery.
Taken from the 1st helicopter scene in jurassic park when
jeff goldblum laughs and people like to
rewind it and play it over many times because it sounds funny- and so the tape gets warn out and lines come across it and stuff.
Example:
'cant be
arsed to play any more of this, sonic is goldblumming like a bitch!'
'f**
kin goldblumstation 3'
'this is the goldblummiest game i've ever played! check this out i'm in
goldblum world here'
Jeff Goldblum
by RedheadedERfan on Jul 12, 2005 22:55:43
A talented actor who has starred in films such as "Jurassic Park," "
The Lost World: Jurassic Park," "
Independence Day," and the 1980's re-make of "The Fly." He is known for his somewhat unusual portrayal of his characters, and he is often
typecast as a scientist or other highly-intelligent character. Contrary to what one website says, he does not watch people poop.
Goldblum list
by Ugly Lovers of the World Unite on May 29, 2010 05:21:27
The list of people you find ridiculously attractive but cannot understand why.
Also referred to as
the G list
Example:
Hey did you see
Har Mar Superstar's new video?
Oh my God yes, he is definately ranking high on my Goldblum list.
I saw that interview with
Adam Sandler last night.
Oh he made
the G list!
Jeff Goldblum
by Mighty Raccoon on Nov 20, 2017 08:56:54
A highly underrated actor most commonly known for his role in
Jurassic Park who loves to watch people take a shit as this is his number one
kink and considers it his "
chaos theory".
Example:
Jeff Goldblum: Oh my
heavenly spirit. I found a pile of dog
defecate on my lawn!
Some guy: Shut up,
no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!