Goldblum

To sneakily attack someone using only your fingers or a long object. Because Jeff Goldblum has creepy, unusually long fingers.



Goldblum
To be raped after a breaking and entering. Either commited by street thugs or in prison. the term was coined from 1974's classic film Death Wish where jeff Goldblum rapes the main characters daughter.
Example:
Cory: yo man

Friend: what?
Cory: dont go in your cell man theyll goldblum your ass.


goldblum
Not just a win, but a win of the most epic proportions. Originated from Flyntologists during the first holy Texmas, it is named after Flyntologist Lord and Savior Jeff Goldblum. Not to be capitalized, as it is not used as a proper noun.

Antonym: Brundle
Example:
Amy is the best friend I've ever had. Friend goldblum.


goldblumming
When a video game crashes/freezes/gameplay becomes jittery.
Taken from the 1st helicopter scene in jurassic park when jeff goldblum laughs and people like to rewind it and play it over many times because it sounds funny- and so the tape gets warn out and lines come across it and stuff.
Example:
'cant be arsed to play any more of this, sonic is goldblumming like a bitch!'

'f**kin goldblumstation 3'

'this is the goldblummiest game i've ever played! check this out i'm in goldblum world here'


Jeff Goldblum
A talented actor who has starred in films such as "Jurassic Park," "The Lost World: Jurassic Park," "Independence Day," and the 1980's re-make of "The Fly." He is known for his somewhat unusual portrayal of his characters, and he is often typecast as a scientist or other highly-intelligent character. Contrary to what one website says, he does not watch people poop.
Example:
Jeff Goldblum is a highly underrated actor.


Jeff Goldblum
A highly underrated actor most commonly known for his role in Jurassic Park who loves to watch people take a shit as this is his number one kink and considers it his "chaos theory".
Example:
Jeff Goldblum: Oh my heavenly spirit. I found a pile of dog defecate on my lawn!

Some guy: Shut up, no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!


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