goldbluming Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

goldbluming

To draw attention to a person's negative physical characteristics (especially those of someone's crush), like Jeff Goldblum's ears, and thus to make them uncrushworthy forever.

Goldbluming

by CptnKeegs on Nov 15, 2020 20:05:53

To be so obsessed with a topic that you start repeating words and sounding like Jeff Goldblum

Example:
Jeff you're goldbluming.

goldblum

by the sloze. on Sep 13, 2010 00:01:02

Not just a win, but a win of the most epic proportions. Originated from Flyntologists during the first holy Texmas, it is named after Flyntologist Lord and Savior Jeff Goldblum. Not to be capitalized, as it is not used as a proper noun.

Antonym: Brundle

Example:
Amy is the best friend I've ever had. Friend goldblum.

Goldbluming

by f***_off on Apr 02, 2011 09:53:00

To go from being extremely intoxicated to sober in a very short period of time, like Jeff Goldblum did in Independence Day right before he made the computer virus that destroyed the alien invaders.

Example:
Everybody was goldbluming so hard when the cops showed up last night.

Goldblum

by xsuntheweezerx on Aug 17, 2015 17:40:48

To sneakily attack someone using only your fingers or a long object. Because Jeff Goldblum has creepy, unusually long fingers.

Example:
I'm gonna Goldblum Jack with a french fry when he goes to sleep.

goldblumming

by Ben Carr on May 14, 2007 08:52:53

When a video game crashes/freezes/gameplay becomes jittery.
Taken from the 1st helicopter scene in jurassic park when jeff goldblum laughs and people like to rewind it and play it over many times because it sounds funny- and so the tape gets warn out and lines come across it and stuff.

Example:
'cant be arsed to play any more of this, sonic is goldblumming like a bitch!'

'f**kin goldblumstation 3'

'this is the goldblummiest game i've ever played! check this out i'm in goldblum world here'

Goldblum

by Chris Dolmeph on Jun 18, 2018 22:26:03

To be raped after a breaking and entering. Either commited by street thugs or in prison. the term was coined from 1974's classic film Death Wish where jeff Goldblum rapes the main characters daughter.

Example:
Cory: yo man

Friend: what?
Cory: dont go in your cell man theyll goldblum your ass.

Jeff Goldblum

by RedheadedERfan on Jul 12, 2005 22:55:43

A talented actor who has starred in films such as "Jurassic Park," "The Lost World: Jurassic Park," "Independence Day," and the 1980's re-make of "The Fly." He is known for his somewhat unusual portrayal of his characters, and he is often typecast as a scientist or other highly-intelligent character. Contrary to what one website says, he does not watch people poop.

Example:
Jeff Goldblum is a highly underrated actor.

Goldblum list

by Ugly Lovers of the World Unite on May 29, 2010 05:21:27

The list of people you find ridiculously attractive but cannot understand why.

Also referred to as the G list

Example:
Hey did you see Har Mar Superstar's new video?
Oh my God yes, he is definately ranking high on my Goldblum list.

I saw that interview with Adam Sandler last night.
Oh he made the G list!

Jeff Goldblum

by Mighty Raccoon on Nov 20, 2017 08:56:54

A highly underrated actor most commonly known for his role in Jurassic Park who loves to watch people take a shit as this is his number one kink and considers it his "chaos theory".

Example:
Jeff Goldblum: Oh my heavenly spirit. I found a pile of dog defecate on my lawn!

Some guy: Shut up, no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!

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