an island in the North Pacific Ocean; part of the Mariana Islands archipelago; USA territory
Coordinates: 13 28 N, 144 47 E

great place to eat some mighty fuckin'awesome tasting barbeque

Third World backyard of the United States of America. "Where America's Day Began" back between 1940 and 1980. Has become a complete toilet in the last 25 years. It is a small island that was a Spanish possession up until the time of the Spanish American War. Was taken by the Japanese during WWII - then recaptured. The post- WWII Chamorros were very supportive of the United States and the military, specifically the Marines who liberated them. But through corrupt politicians and very incompetent people pretending to know politics, Guam forced much of her only natural friend from the island - the US military (which was synonymous with Federal funding). It sports the only hospital in the United States that has not been accredited in over 25 years. GMH has a higher mortality rate than a lot of inner city hospitals and those that are out in the middle of no-where USA. Guam is frought with so many internal issues because the people who are running it are either incompetent or woefully corrupt. The island has had a job loss of a little over 700 people in a month. That is a sobering number if you look at the size of Guam and its population. FEMA has declined any further direct support for Guam as result of local politicians taking Federal Disaster funds meant for Typhoon relief (talking hundreds of thousands of US dollars). Guams 2009 crime rate has jumped severely as a result of people turning to desperate measures to eek out an existence. That coupled with a massive influx of illegal micronesians that have started "squatting" because they don't want to live in their third world islands like Chuuk, Yap, and Ponephei. Guam's educational system is currently so far behind US standards, that many of the island schools are using text books that are dated as far back as 1983. Guam is in a perpetual state of decline and disrepair. Nothing short of a complete and hostile take over by an outside entity with enough man power will be able to force a change for the better. Corruption is rampant in every facet of living including the local police and judiciary system! Don't get pulled over for a ticket - they will take your passport so you can't leave the island! "Living" on the island is a joke - you are constantly fighting just to stay ahead. And again, if you get sick...local medical care can be boiled down to even less than their local "Sirahans" - Chamorro versions of witch doctors.

An unincorporated territory of United States and is the largest southern island in the Marianas.

Where America's day begin.
Where the sun shines first then the States.
Where majority of Chamorro people dont know how to speak their language
Where local people make more babies to qualify for foodstamps
Where outsiders or mainly foreigners are taking over their islands
Where land is so rare that Chamorros rent apartments
Where Micronesians qualify for foods stamps too
Where speed limit is forbidden
Where signaling is not needed
Where the road is so screwed up you end up in the driving on the wrong lane
Where chamorros are called "CHAUD"
Where Filipinos are called "FAUBS"
Where having 10 kids is tax free
Where the population of pregnant women are increasing
Where "Baby Making Weather" (BMW) happens when it rains
Where people drive nice cars but have food stamps

Guam is a beautiful island in the marianas. It is known as a tourist attraction and is home to a variety of people. From the locals aka Chamorros to the Filipinos, Asians, Micronesians, and Haoles. With the many different types of food, Guam is especially known for it's local dishes. It is great for vacation because of the tropical type of weather. Its not perfect but it's where america's day begins.

Guam is an island in the North Pacific at 13-27 N 144-47 E. It is an unincorporated territory of the United States. Basically, it's a third world colony of the U.S.; home to large military bases. Demographics: 50% Chamorros (alt. Chamorru or Chamoron) the lazy (1/3 of Chamorros are on the dole) indigenous people of the island that look like chubby Filipinos. 30% actual Filipinos (most of the workforce), 8% Micronesian primitives, 7% Asians, and about 5% haolies, not counting the military. Although well funded by the U.S.; any funds are squandered by an inept, corrupt local government. Thus, the infrastructure is in decay, the schools are a nightmare, and you'll die if you go to the hospital. People in Guam enjoy BBQ's, eating Spam, drinking Budweiser, making babies, chewing Pugua, not working, and beating people up (especially wives).

An island in the Western Pacific Ocean.

But more commonly known as "The World's Dumpster."

For those fucking idiots above me that don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

First of all, use proper english you stupid bitches. You make fun of Guam having a bad educational system, that's because we don't need all the fancy barney-based shit you little bitches do. We make do with what we got, and we're grateful.

Second of all, Guam is an island in the Pacific Ocean that is an unincorporated U.S. Territory (not a fucking third-world colony or some big base, dumbasses) We are a culture of pride that is not "based on the color of our skin, but on the content of our character" (for those of you that don't know, that's Martin Luther King Jr.) We all have pride for our island, our multiple ethnicities, and our people as a whole.

Third, for those of you dumbfucks that think Guam is ungrateful to the military, try taking an actual fucking look. Guam has one of the highest, if not the highest, percentages relating to the population and the number who are serving in the armed forces. (for the record, we make you guys look like pussies, even the women can kick your asses because unlike most places, martial arts has become the unspoken sport of the island. Crime is a common occurrence anywhere, we don't beat our wives as much as you stateside pussies do. We respect our women here. )

Nicknames: Chaud isn't what the locals are referred to. Chaud is a more of an inside joke that you need to be from Guam to fully understand. We don't call filipinos "Faubs" they are "FOBs". That's also a joke we have because we're not all stuck up assholes that take being politically correct too seriously and are so sensitive as to sue over it. We're cool like that. Chamorros are only the indigenous. Guamanians are everyone who has made Guam their home. Haulies (or Haolies) acts as both a joke and a label. It means "No Breath." The reason is because white people have almost no culture affiliated with the breathing, inhaling, or exhaling of the essence of the wise and the revered. If you don't get it, ask a chamorro, a filipino, new zealander, etc.

Our island loves food. We aren't gluttonous, but we can all appreciate a good meal. Spam isn't poor food. The reason spam is so widely eaten is because back during WWII, spam was pretty much the first real food we had after being captured by the Japanese. Our people were forced to eat a bowl of rice per family a day. When spam was introduced to the island, it was appreciated, and still is to this day. That and our island knows how to cook. Just because most people in the mainland don't know how to appreciate perfectly good food because they are too lazy to even try eating something effort is required for.

Commonly mistaken for an American territory, actually an acronym for "Give Up And Masturbate"