HALO 2

A game that is ironically fun to play even though all it takes to win is to be a pussy and camp with the sword, rocket launcher, sniper rifle, or any combination of the two, AND considering alot of people who play online are whiney bitches who make lame-ass excuses everytime they lose



Halo 2
1.Possibly the only reason my cousins come over now and why we see them so frequently, as well as our fruit bowl which they gladly take advantage of. They really need to get their own Xbox and Halo 2 game.
2. The sequel to Halo:Combat Evolved.
3. Is one of the greatest games ever and is the reason I get up early on holiday mornings so I can play it more.
4. The game before Halo 3 which will be the fastest selling video game in the universe. Much like the seventh Harry Potter book which everyone will have a copy of in a matter of minutes.
Example:
Phone rings.

Cousins: Can we come over today?
Me: You just want to play Halo 2 again don't you?
Cousins: Well, we do like your fruit bowl too, we don't get pears at home.
Me: Well, seeing as we've seen you almost everyday for the easter holidays, my mum is now used to seeing you. Repeatedly.
Cousins: YAY!

Mum: I've just come back from shopping.I have the real grapes, and the decoy grapes for when they come over.....


Halo 2
The sequel to the 2001 game of the year, Halo. Developed by Bungie, it is a game that excels in both Single player and multiplayer. Now with Xbox live, Halo 2 is a must for any FPS fan. Though it has it's weak points(ending, some annoying glitches), it is a very amazing game overall. And it looks incredible for the hardware it is running on.

Note: This definition is not for half life 2 fanboys or halo 2 haters.
Example:
Gamer 1: Man, I'm sick of *game goes here*.
*Calls friend*
Gamer 1: Hey *friends name*, do you want to play some H2?
Gamer 2: Sure, ill invite a couple other friends too, we can fire up a game of CTF.
Gamer 1: Cool, ill see you online


halo 2
The one game that can leave a person screaming at the television for several hours.
Example:
ov goat vo playing halo 2 online 11:45pm
"WTF MAN, I JUST SHOT U POINT-BLANK 3 TIMES WITH THE FUCKING SHOTGUN!"
ov goat vo playing later that night 12:20am
"OMFG!" "WTF AGAIN!" "AHHHHHH!"


Halo 2
The most anticipated game of 2002,2003, and 2004 that has been delayed so many fucking times that if it doesn't come out soon people are going to riot in the street and kill eachother.
Example:
person 1: Yes! Halo 2 comes out in a week!
person 2: No it doesn't, didn't ya hear that it got delayed again?
person 1: What mother fucker!! You gotta be shitting me...im gonna fuckin kill you its all your FAAAAULLT!!!!


Halo 2
A good game, not a shitty game, a good one, one that has pleased audiences everywhere. Compelling Audio, graphics so good they only work perfectly on the 360(Not to mention HD), talented voice acting, some of the best I've ever heard(except maybe Half-Life 2) And an online system that blows me away, Xbox live rocks on this game, and this game only. Gameplay is practically the same, people are just stubborn with the new look engine and look.

People bitch about the weapons, well apparently there is no pleasing people. Halo 1's assault rifle was not a rifle at all, practicly a portable gun turret, killing in 3 seconds, the shotgun was a sniper(not joking, use it), and the old pistol killed in 3 shots. But when Bungie makes the pistol less powerful and dual-wieldable, splits the assault rifle into a dual-wieldable smg and a longer range battle rifle(that people drooled over) and the shot-gun a more purposeful shotgun, fans turn their back on a fantastic game and spread lies to others.

Graphics 9/10 (360 10/10)
Audio 10/10
Gameplay 8.5/10

Story: Totally completed it's purpose as a mid game of a trilogy, plenty of questions made, much for Halo 3 to finish.

Half-Life 2 is another game, they don't mix since one game took 6 years to complete and one took 3. Both were hyped to the point were they were hacked and ilegally available over the Internet. Both won Game of the Year., both deserve respect, and especially the developers since they bothered to make a game no matter what people thought of there games, you guys are mindless video-gamers so no one really should care what your worthless input on a game should be.
Example:
Fun Halo 2 scenarios. (to the easy going)
Joey: Okay get the flag.
Logan: You'll have the Warthog ready?
Joey: Yeah, I'll just take the scenic route...
John: What scenic route?
Joey: You know, the one where I go-
Gunner: FUCKING ROCKETS, GO-
*Triple kill*
John: Lol
Joey: Lawlz
Gunner: You guys are morons.
Logan: Hey, where are you?!


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