MILFSHAKE

A mother that you would love to fuck that has big titties, and that you would proceed to suck on for long periods of time if presented the opportunity.



milfshake
Having group sex with two or more MILFs, at the same time.
Example:
Guy #1: You can't have a MILFshake if you had sex with one at 10:00PM and another at 6:00AM.

Guy #2: What the hell is a MILFshake?

Guy $1: When you get two or more MILFs and everything starts shaking around.


Milfshake
A milkshake made from ice cream and milk made from the milk of a milf. A euphemism for sucking on a milf's titties.
Example:
Man, she is so hot. I can't believe she's a milf. I would drink her Milfshake.


Milfshake
A milkshake but instead of edible food there is attractive female celebrity’s in a photo of a blender. You can give a Milfshake to your friends or family or your wlw best friend. It’s a beautiful gift to be thankful for.
Example:
Friend: “I went to Starbucks and got you a Milfshake.”


MILFshake
You make a MILFshake by inserting a fat boys ice cream pop inside a MILF's orifice to melt, then drinking from that orifice.
Example:
Lay down, I'm about to make myself a MILFshake.


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