Ham Sandwich

"When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich."



Ham Sandwich
Drunk and high. When a person drinks (one slice of bread) in combination with smoking (the other slice of bread), they become the ham sandwich.
Example:
Unsuspecting College Freshman1: "Hey man, lets get really high tonight."

More knowledgeable upperclassman: "Awesome, lets smoke your weed."

*Proceed to get really high*

Unsuspecting College Freshman2: "Hey guys, I bought beer from this homeless guy."

UCF1: "I can't turn down free beer, lets get drunk!"

MKU: "I'll sit this one out."

UCF1+2: Puke everywhere and die.

MKU: "Man, right before they died, they were totally ham sandwiched."


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