Ham Sandwich
"When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich."Ham Sandwich
Ham Sandwich
Drunk and high. When a person drinks (one slice of bread) in combination with smoking (the other slice of bread), they become the ham sandwich.
Example:
Unsuspecting College Freshman1: "Hey man, lets get really high tonight."
More knowledgeable upperclassman: "Awesome, lets smoke your weed."
*Proceed to get really high*
Unsuspecting College Freshman2: "Hey guys, I bought beer from this homeless guy."
UCF1: "I can't turn down free beer, lets get drunk!"
MKU: "I'll sit this one out."
UCF1+2: Puke everywhere and die.
MKU: "Man, right before they died, they were totally ham sandwiched."
Unsuspecting College Freshman1: "Hey man, lets get really high tonight."
More knowledgeable upperclassman: "Awesome, lets smoke your weed."
*Proceed to get really high*
Unsuspecting College Freshman2: "Hey guys, I bought beer from this homeless guy."
UCF1: "I can't turn down free beer, lets get drunk!"
MKU: "I'll sit this one out."
UCF1+2: Puke everywhere and die.
MKU: "Man, right before they died, they were totally ham sandwiched."
Ham Sandwich
Ham Sandwich
Ham Sandwich
two pieces of bread with one or two slices of ham inbetween,
occasionally with a dollop of butter or margerine
occasionally with a dollop of butter or margerine
Ham Sandwich
Ham Sandwich
Example:
Dave walked in to a fine Asian banquet, only to pull a Ham Sandwich out of the back pocket.
Dave walked in to a fine Asian banquet, only to pull a Ham Sandwich out of the back pocket.
Ham Sandwich
Example:
If you want to be more annoying than you already are try this. Instead of using: "How the hell are you?"
say instead: "How the ham sandwich are you?"
If you want to be more annoying than you already are try this. Instead of using: "How the hell are you?"
say instead: "How the ham sandwich are you?"