batting

To masturbate or beat off.



batting
To hang upside down in a bat like position with you arms in a v shape against your hips. Pictures will then be taken and uploaded to social networking sites. The more unusual the position and place, the better the batting.
Example:
John: Yo, bros! Wanna go out and do some planking tonight?

Jeff: No way homeslice, we should do owling instead!

Jimmy: You two are both wrong! We gotta be doing batting now, planking and owling are so 2010!

John: You want me to go batting? That sounds gay.

Jimmy: I'll do some batting off your bunk bed if you don't shut up.

John: Come in my room and I'll fucking kill you.

Jimmy: I love you

John: Get out


batting
Coming from the term bat which means marijuana cigarette, batting is to smoke multiple "bats" with a group of friends over the course of one day, usually outside and in different locations.
Example:
hey man want to go batting?

Sure Ill huck in.


Bat
A web~winged mammal that uses echolocation to get its bearings. They're black or brown & live in caves, trees, & other suitable domains. They're mouse~like & nocturnal. They range from 1.5" with a wingspan of 5" to 17" long with a 5 Foot wingspan! The babies are called pups & gestation is from 40 days to 6 months. Bats can live for up to 20 Years! Vampires can turn into bats.
Example:
Bat is 1 of my spirit animals & I'm fascinated with them! Vampires can turn into Bats. I Love the Bats!


is bats?
Meme created May, 20th, 2008 at 10:05 pm EST. on a 4chan thread.
A guy asked Is tupperware dangerous?
Is bats?

with a picture of a bat captured in tupperware.

what followed was nothing short of complete asshattery relating to the phrase. "is bats?"

Example:
Is ________________ dangerous?
Is bats?


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