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cooked

a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.

cooked

by Commercial realities on Nov 16, 2019 05:46:36

A protean term that is used to convey an evaluative judgment of a thing or a state of affairs. Something that is "cooked" may be very good, very bad, or somewhere in between. The adjective may readily carry further nuances, depending on the context.

The word otherwise does not lend itself to exhaustive definition in the abstract. Its meaning in any particular situation – or whether it has a precise meaning at all – depends heavily on the speaker's subjective purpose. Ascertainment of that meaning requires considering the use of the word in its broader conversational context.

Example:
"Oh man, that class was so cooked."

cooked

by Hu Jia on Sep 18, 2004 04:44:41

Someone who is awfully tired and needs to get some sleep. Often caused by excessive drinking and partying.

Example:
You're cooked, go home and go to bed.

cooked

by cody watier on Jan 04, 2006 13:48:12

to smoke marijuana and get very high

Example:
man i am so cooked i just smoked an ounce doobie

cooked

by Betty Ford Prefect on Jul 07, 2013 17:41:19

An altered state of being, whether it be chemically enhanced or a result of sleep deprivation and/or sensory overload. Usually occurs in the midst of and/or aftermath of a rowdy social engagement or bender (e.g. a music festival spanning one or more days, consecutive nights of exposure to alcohol and drugs in combination with loud music of an assorted variety, &c.)

Example:
Example 1-

Girl: Did you hear about what Tito did this morning?

Dude: No, what?

Girl: He was at the club till it close, and then he had to go to a wedding, so he decided to get a pre-wedding tattoo.

Dude: Are you kidding me?

Girl: It gets worse... he got a tattoo of the Bloody Beetroots logo.

Dude: He is fucking cooked.

Example 2-

Dude: Have you heard from Scott since he's been in Vegas?

Girl: Yeah, he sent me a clip from a pool party he went to where Eric Prydz was playing. He won a stack of money playing roulette and spent most of it on coke.

Dude: Man, he is cooking it!

cooked

by puttang_slayer6942 on May 03, 2018 15:27:14

A better word for roasted because not everyone lives in 2015 anymore.

Example:
That girl just got cooked!

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by glitterngld on Mar 07, 2020 07:48:43

When you have pushed your body beyond exhaustion or you are very sick but still keep pushing yourself.

Example:
He is cooked but he is still working.

cooked

by GabberNYC on Dec 15, 2006 07:09:52

Slang term: Describing the old condition of somebody's shoes or clothing.

Example:
You been rocking those AirMax kicks for a year. Them shits is cooked!

cooked

by vibraphone on Jul 08, 2010 02:40:53

(verb)
To get insulted or made fun of by another person. If they get support from bystanders or a viewing audience then it is extra effective, whether the insults are true or not.

Shoes are a typical target for "cookings".

synonyms:
blazed, riffed, insulted

Example:
Cooker"Hey you bought those ugly ass shoes at once upon a child!"

the Cooked "What ?"

Cook watchers"OHHHH you just got cooked !"

cooked

by Dr Dock on Dec 02, 2003 02:34:00

1. A slang phrase used to describe someone out of the ordinary

2. Someone especially violent

Example:
1. Some cooked man ran up to us earlier and showed us his purple headed custard chucker

2. I wouldn't stare at him, hes cooked

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