ballast

Ballast is a friendly reference to; a mate, sidekick, wife, bitch, girlfriend, boyfriend, trick, pal, etc. but especially the person who rides shotgun with them in their car. Used by Eddie Haskel to describe Lumpy in an episode of "Leave It To Beaver".



ballast
The least attractive female in a group of females. Normally, female friends/aquaintances like to attach ballast to their group to make themselves look better.
Example:
Tom: Hey Rob check out that group of hotties over there by the bar.

Rob: Yeah but the one with the huge funbags is so ballast.

Tom: I'd still do her though, wouldn't you?

Rob: In a heartbeat


Ballast
A derogatory name given to a person who is withholding a comment/skill/resource in order to purposefully change the atmosphere in which he is residing by then revealing the sandbagged item.
Example:
A person who is a Ballast is one who pretends to have no Snickers when asked, but really does and is just waiting to lower the general mood of his surroundings with the no, then appear bring the mood that much higher when the hidden Snickers have been revealed.


Ballast McGee
1. a term for a person who is dirty and stupid. often the same as whitetrash, but any race can be trash

2. the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.

3. something worthless; garbage; nonsense.

4. Shabby, dirty, and vulgar, often the word is associated with prostitutes

5. something you think is gross or offensive. repulsive behavior."opposed or contrary, as in nature or character."
Example:
Ballast McGee is a repugnant, sleazy, travesty of a human being.


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