the hammes
When you feel the need to jerk off in the school bathroom you ask your teacher to leave class strip in the hallway and hang your cloths over the stall and jerk off until the teacher realizes you have been gone for 45 minutes so then you get caught cracking a nut in the school bathrooms
HAMM
Acronym for "Hot American MeeMaw". A woman who is old, but totally hot, either because she gives great advice, or because despite being old she is still sexy.
HAMM
Hamme
Example:
"Hamme the remote, Ima change the channel."
"Hamme the ball Jefferson, you're out of the game."
"Hamme the remote, Ima change the channel."
"Hamme the ball Jefferson, you're out of the game."
HAMM
Hamm
A person who has no social life or friends. They remain in their rooms all day, usually watching either their favorite T.V. show or pornography. In certain cases a Hamm will have extreme acne covering their entire face and/or body.