Wagerer
Example:
Kevin - ''83 percent of gamblers quit right before hitting the jackpot''
Mark - ''Man you are such a Wagerer''
Kevin - ''83 percent of gamblers quit right before hitting the jackpot''
Mark - ''Man you are such a Wagerer''
Wagering
To obtain maximum pleasure by masturbating with a premium porn account, specifically Bang Bros with the username 71wager.
Wagers
Usually a last name to members of an elite tribe of gay activists. Well known to swallow anything put in their mouth.
WAGer
Wager
Someone who dates every boy she sees and then gives them ze french kiss on their belly and whatever .... ngl it’s kinda creepy. Don’t be a wager, they date any boy at any time. Way more than just a 2-timer. She is definitely NOT frigid, we can all agree to that. Let’s just say she’s a crackhead who dates ANYONE.
Example:
someone: wager why the DuCk are you going out with that UgLy boi?
wager: because i can and i want to.
Someone: But your already dating 3 other bois at the same time!!!
Wager: ikr lol they don’t even know about it ;)
Someone: what the DuCk
someone: wager why the DuCk are you going out with that UgLy boi?
wager: because i can and i want to.
Someone: But your already dating 3 other bois at the same time!!!
Wager: ikr lol they don’t even know about it ;)
Someone: what the DuCk
Riley's Wager
The theory in Mario Kart stating that it is, in fact, beneficial to remain in second place throughout the course of a race, as this will allow the player to avoid incoming Blue Shells, while simultaneously putting them in an advantageous position to overtake the first place racer when appropriate.
Example:
Person 1: "How did you win the circuit by coming in second place in every race?"
Person 2: "Simple, I merely applied Riley's Wager to my strategy. You mad bro?"
Person 1: "How did you win the circuit by coming in second place in every race?"
Person 2: "Simple, I merely applied Riley's Wager to my strategy. You mad bro?"
Rascal's Wager
Why not disbelieve. Just in case an all-knowing, all-seeing God sees you for being a hypocrite who only pretends to believe "just in case"?
Example:
He chose Rascal's Wager instead of Pascal's Wager because he didn't want to anger any gods by pretending to believe in them since, if they existed, they would know he was pretending.
He chose Rascal's Wager instead of Pascal's Wager because he didn't want to anger any gods by pretending to believe in them since, if they existed, they would know he was pretending.
Desperado's Wager
Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as a last-ditch effort to win the heart of a reluctant female. As a result, she will either relinquish poontang or never speak to you again.
Example:
1. I gave up on ever being with Martha last night and pulled the Desperado's Wager. Needless to say, she has since defriended me on Facebook.
2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.
1. I gave up on ever being with Martha last night and pulled the Desperado's Wager. Needless to say, she has since defriended me on Facebook.
2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.
gentleman's wager
A bet between two bros where the loser sends a dick-pic to their ex. No warning text can be sent. Which ex is up to negotiation.