Hemingway
The act of writing, particularly a lengthy blog, article or essay, while consuming moderate to large quantities of alcohol during the process. Can be done to help stimulate creativity but most of the time the person is just a borderline alchoholic.Term can also be interchanged with other popular writers with an affinity for booze. i.e.; to "Capote", to "Faulkner", to "Kerouack", to "Fitzgerald"Hemingway
Example:
Larry: "That's my fourth Slalom Lager tonight. I'm getting pretty Hemingway here.“
Steve: "Hemingway enough to get with that Tri Delt over there?"
Larry: "Hell no man!"
Steve: "Well how about that horse standing next to the Tri Delt?"
Larry: "Yeah, I'll do that. I'm pretty Hemingway."
Larry: "That's my fourth Slalom Lager tonight. I'm getting pretty Hemingway here.“
Steve: "Hemingway enough to get with that Tri Delt over there?"
Larry: "Hell no man!"
Steve: "Well how about that horse standing next to the Tri Delt?"
Larry: "Yeah, I'll do that. I'm pretty Hemingway."
Hemingway
When one is jacking off and hits himself in the head with his own load. Term so coined because Hemingway also shot himself in the head with his own beloved rifle.
Hemingway
Hemingway is a guy with brown hair and brown eyes
He is quite cute
Alot of people think this and he is funny
He is quite cute
Alot of people think this and he is funny
Hemingway
A famous 1930s author whose works include THE SUN ALSO RISES, FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS, and A FAREWELL TO ARMS. Critically loved for his simple, to-the-point style.
In reality, a fat lout who liked his women and booze a little too much. One day, realizing just how mediocre and utterly worthless his writing was, he decided to do something good; off himself so that people don't waste the little effort needed to try reading his shallow crap. Unfortunately, his plan backfired, and schoolchildren across America now have to endure his mediocrity while listening to bullshit about how he was a great revolutionary writer and adventurer.
In reality, a fat lout who liked his women and booze a little too much. One day, realizing just how mediocre and utterly worthless his writing was, he decided to do something good; off himself so that people don't waste the little effort needed to try reading his shallow crap. Unfortunately, his plan backfired, and schoolchildren across America now have to endure his mediocrity while listening to bullshit about how he was a great revolutionary writer and adventurer.
A Hemingway
To write an essay or paper, (typically as an academic assignment) after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Example:
Guy 1: Oh shit dude, I have a 7 page paper due in 4 hours.
Guy 2: Just pull a Hemingway and you'll ace it!
Guy 1: Oh shit dude, I have a 7 page paper due in 4 hours.
Guy 2: Just pull a Hemingway and you'll ace it!
Hemingway's
Located on the University of Pittsburgh campus, Hemingway's is by far the best bar in the Pittsburgh area. Features include kick ass bartender Lynn and half priced food 9-11.
Example:
We got out of class at 3:00, so we thought of no better way to enjoy the evening than by heading across the street to Hemingway's.
We got out of class at 3:00, so we thought of no better way to enjoy the evening than by heading across the street to Hemingway's.
hemingway
Verb, to blow one's brains out with a shotgun. Usually used in reference to suicide, but can be used to denote homicide as well. Named after American author Ernest Hemingway who died by hemingway.
Example:
John: Did you hear? Kurt Cobain died!!
Jane: Yeah, I heard he hemingwayed himself!
John: I hate this office job! I might have to hemingway everybody in here!
John: Did you hear? Kurt Cobain died!!
Jane: Yeah, I heard he hemingwayed himself!
John: I hate this office job! I might have to hemingway everybody in here!
The Hemingway
A sex act in which the man pulls out before climax, and instead of busting a nut on the woman he cum-sprays himself in the face. If possible he then proceeds to make out with her with a jizz covered face.
Example:
"I got wasted last night and did the Hemingway with this bitch... She ran off in terror, and I woke up with my right eye glued shut."
"I got wasted last night and did the Hemingway with this bitch... She ran off in terror, and I woke up with my right eye glued shut."