longboarding

a sport very near to skate boarding, but involes you screaming down hills at any speed up to around 45mph



longboarding
finally feeling free. go longboarding when you want to forget the world for awhile.
Example:
I could not wait to get home from work and go longboarding.


longboarding
Like a cross between surfing and skateboarding, but 10 times as kickass, longboarding involves a long board from 30' to 49' long, on average. Longboarding down big hills can put you at 50 MPH, and falling will be really bloody. Carving is the main movement in longboarding, and involves leaning to turn and slow down while bombing a hill.
Example:
Im goin skateboarding after school. you in?

Fuck that! longboarding is for the real bad asses

No way, skateboarding you can do tricks! longboarding is gay. you have to stay on the ground

hey, the smaller your baord, the smaller your dick. And talk to me when youve done fifly miles an hour on your microdick of a board


longboarding
1. (Fag-longboarding)The act of riding upon a long, flat board with large wheels designed for a longer distance per revolution. Longboarding is considered extremely gay/faggish by the skateboarding community. A longboard is often combined with an off kilter hat, flip flops or "skate" shoes from a local sports equipment provider, and vibrantly colored boardshorts, no matter the season. Typical longboarders are 10-14 years of age, just entering the "annoying and gay" phase of puberty. They will continually recollect with to others with ridiculous exaggeration regarding the large hills they have bombed and how steezy, gnarly, or radical it was. These longboarders travel in groups of 3-5 children with which to share their gnarly hill shredding experiences with during which they travel estimably 3 miles per hour down a gradual decline, and once the bottom is reached they pick their longboards up and walk to the top of the hill.

2. (longboarding) Once a proper longboard tuck is achieved, the rider can achieve great speeds and the act of longboarding is then deemed awesome. It is quite easy to discern fag-longboarding from longboarding.
Example:
"I used to think Jim was cool, but then he started longboarding. Now I've come to realize he's a queer."


longboarding
Its practicers are attracted to the long, phallic shape. They think they are more manly than anyone else who rolls, because of the board's penile shape and the riding style: standing stoicly like a man, without squatting, thrusting, or contorting of any sort.

No tricks of any sort, strictly manly stances. The one kinda cool thing they can do is slalom down a hill to scrub off speed, similar to a snowboarder. They will still jump off the moment things get dicey.

In reality these guys are passed by grandmas on 3-speed bicycles, even downhill.
Example:
Longboarding looks kinda cool...oh wait, that old lady just passed him on her grandma's bike.


longboarding
Indeed a close mimic to the sport of skateboarding, but sometimes people who ride longboards do it because they feel it is more natural and free. If you watch some of the videos, it gives off an angelic vibe rather than 'not knowing how to ride a skateboard' and not all people who ride longboards don't know how to skateboard.
Example:
Jacob: Why do you even use a longboard if you cannot skateboard?
Mello: Because it makes me feel lighter, happy, and free.

*days later*

Jacob: Hey longboarding is skateboarding too!


longboarding
An excuse for people who cant skateboard. People get longboards cuz they tried skateboarding and fell on their asses trying to ollie, then causing them to get a bruise, cry themselves to sleep, wake up, then poop a little.

Longboarders do "tricks" where they step off their board and flip it with their hands. Not their feet, like in skateboarding. Then they jump back on and rejoice thinking they did something cool.

Doing tricks on longboards make you look like a dick. Like you actually have one...

In conclusion, get a skateboard.
Example:
longboarding is gay


longboard
a skateboard meant for speedboarding, transportation, slalom, carving, sliding, boardwalking, racing of any other kind. longboards are not necessarily longer than freestyle skateboards. there are longboards from 22" to 103" and probably outside of that range as well.

a typical longboard is 44" long, 9.5" wide with a 28" wheelbase, has 70X45mm 80a wheels, is bent upward (camber) and is flexible with a 5 ply maple deck with fiberglass cloth epoxied onto the deck under the griptape, has a rear kicktail but no nose, has 180mm reverse-kingpin trucks with soft that bushings that allow a 7' turning radius
Example:
"i'm sick of riding this unturnable hard-little-wheeled popsicle stick around campus, i should order a longboard"


longboard
A skateboard that is typically longer than a freestyle board. There are 4 main types of longboarding and boards are designed with each type of longboarding in mind:

1. Speedboarding - The goal here is speed, so boards are designed with stability in mind. They tend to have a rigid deck which is lowered significantly. They have large wheels and large trucks as well.

2. Cruising - The goal here is a smooth easy ride. These longboards are designed to be responsive and stable at low speeds. The decks usually have quite a bit of flex in them and are still long like a speedboard. They tend to have slightly harder wheels than a speedboard but still relatively the same size. They are very smooth and easy to ride because they bend as you carve, sticking you to your board as you corner quickly.

3. Sliding - These boards are designed for sliding. They are usually fairly short and have kicktails on the front and the back. They have small hard wheels that slide very easily.

4. Carving - These boards are designed to carve really tight and fast. They have a shorter wheelbase than a cruiser and turn a lot faster too. They have wide soft wheels for maximum traction. People usually use these boards in slalmom races.

Many boards are also designed with 2 or more longboarding styles in mind. It is even becoming quite popular in many areas as it is a great mode of transportation.
Example:
Boarder Dude 1 - Dude! I hit 93km/h on my longboard the other day!

Boarder Dude 2 - Gnarly! I'm not a speed guy though. I like to just carve it up and ride nice long smooth hills. I also like to slide.

Boarder Dude 1 - Sweet man! I have a wicked sliding setup myself. I'm just learning to do 360's.

Boarder Dude 2 - Nice. I've got the 360's down to a science. Let's go tear up a hill right now.

Boarder Dude 1 - Totally!

Boarder Dude 2 - I love longboarding.

Boarder Dude 1 - I also love longboarding.


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