Most ferocious segment of the Middle Eastern Quartet of Assassins. Funded by Iran, armed by Syria, and twinned with Hamas, Hezbollah is the optimum gang of IslamoFascists. It is heavily involved in the indiscriminate shooting of rockets and missiles into civilian populations in Israel, filled with ball bearings and nails to inflict the ultimate damage, playing hide-and-seek behind women and children, poppy cultivation in the Bekaa valley, drug dealing in Columbia, Peru and Afghanistan, sale of blood diamonds from Liberia, DRC and Sierra Leone, child prostitution and trafficking in Romania and the Philippines, gambling and money laundering in the Caribbean, arms smuggling in Gaza, the West Bank, Sri Lanka and Iraq, suicide bombings in Iraq, Lebanon, Afghanistan and Israel, teenage indoctrination classes in Lebanon, Pakistan, Malaysia, Indonesia and Bangladesh, weapon and explosives training in Iran and Syria, counterfeit DVD, watches, jewelry and fashion production in the border triangle of Paraguay, Brazil and Argentina, film and photo manipulations in Lebanon, filming of goodbye videos of suicide bombers, and kidnappings, beheadings and hijackings worldwide.
Hezbollah’s self-proclaimed Fuhrer, Sheikh Nasrallah is also the chief assassin, though himself too scared to step into the open air, he is extremely convincing (his fans call him charismatic) to incite any Muslim, from heads of state to boys, especially little boys. His inciting speeches, which are famous for his profound sweating, are broadcast by all Arab and Western media who are ready and prepared to do anything, as long as it's nasty, blood-spattered, gory and sickening.
Good news is: Hezbollah is about to disappear, hit the daisies, pass on, lose its life, expire, breathe its last, meet its end, meet its death, lay down its life, perish, go the way of all flesh, go to its last resting place, go to meet its maker, cross the great divide, slip away, give up the ghost, kick the bucket, croak, buy it, turn up its toes, cash in its chips, bite the big one, check out, buy the farm, yeah, the Sheeba Farm.

Hezbollah - or the Party of God - is a powerful political and military organization in Lebanon made up mainly of Shia Muslims. It emerged with financial backing from Iran in the early 1980s and began a struggle to drive Israeli troops from Lebanon. Hostility to Israel has remained the party's defining platform since May 2000, when the last Israeli troops left Lebanon due in large part to the success of Hezbollah's military arm, the Islamic Resistance. Hezbollah's popularity peaked in the 2000s, but took a massive dent among pro-Western Lebanese people when it was at the center of a huge, destructive war with Israel following the capture of two Israeli soldiers in 2006. Hezbollah is the strongest member of Lebanon's pro-Syrian opposition bloc which has been pitted against the pro-Western government led by Saad Hariri. It has several seats in parliament and has ministers in a national unity government formed in late 2009. It also blocked the election of a new president by repeatedly boycotting sessions of parliament. The stalemate ended on 21 May 2008, when the group reached a deal with the government under which its power of veto was recognized.

An organization of militant Shi'ite Muslims based in Lebanon.

A mighty group of Lebanese/Arab militants that fight for the liberation of their people from the Israeli Zionist regime and its Western financiers. Many consider this group as well as Hamas and other similar forces to be “terrorist” groups, however this is far from the case. While these groups certainly do not have clean records, they are not actively funded by billions from Western governments to promote ethnic cleansing, neocolonialism, and apartheid. Hezbollah is the natural response of the Arab people to the suffering they are subjected to by the Zionist wing. Any rational person would show Hezbollah critical support for their fight against imperialism.

1. (noun) A group of psychotic and suicidal idiots who ran the south of our beautiful country into the ground. (Just like most terrorist groups seem to do)

2. (noun) A group of psychotic and suicidal idiots who claim to act in the name of "Allah" but should realize they are merely pawns of Iran and Syria, and serve no God other than Assad and Ahmadinejad. (Just like most terrorist groups seem to do)

3. (noun) A group of psychotic and suicidal idiots who brought the wrath of the Israeli military upon the rest of our beautiful country. (Just like most terrorist groups seem to do)

A whore-house located in southern Lebanon, where gay men with beards come to play with each over. For many years Hezbollah was blamed for polluting Lebanon with used dildos, and so, was forced to dispose of them by launching them into Israel.

This action was condemned by most of the world, mainly due low supply of fine-quality dildos left for UN officials. However, owner of Hezbollah (AKA Hassan Nasrallah), has reassured the media that a new shipment of stronger dildos is currently making it's way from Iran to Lebanon.

A group of camel jockeys who hide missles under schools and hospitals to diliberately create civilian casualties.

Also the gigilos of choice for Bashar Assad and the gay Iranian leader.

a group of angry men who sneaked in 12,000 missiles into lebanon under their funny hats and are now lobbing them into northern israel.

When a male is in the process of making out with a female, after one or two kisses the said male promptly pulls his face away, whips out his dick, and begs the female for fellatio in a half desperate, half forceful/demanding matter thus terrorizing her whether she ends up blowing him or not. A Lebanese kid with no game was the first to attempt it (hence the name hezbollah)