Humam

The name has arabic roots, but is notedly from the farsi language (Persian). This making it part of the historically and culturally rich Indo-Iranian (a branch of the Indo-European) languages.It means:brave, noble, courageous and generous.



Humam
Humam is a species of rat that likes living in bushes and dark corners. It's a product of incest. When a humama and a Hupapa meet and smach, a humam will pop out of the humama in 9 months. The humams use ståndbyxor to try to impress and trick females into thinking that his micropenis is bigger then it is. Avrage size is about 3cm and 1,5 in thickness. Some males may even have a penis pointing inwards, called inverted penis. The humams diet consists of humus and goat milk. It's natural enemies are Victorosauros and Gaithorexus. The humam only lives for about 20 years because of it's deasises and natural enemies. The speices is almost completly wipped out cause of their bad attributes and lack of adaptebility. The only living one is located in Sweden.
Example:
"Man you are looking like a rat"
"Still better then looking like a humam"

"Aw man my dick is so small, it's only 4cm"
"No bro, see it from the bright side. It's still better then humams"


Humam
Absolute prick that acts very fruity and doesn’t appreciate what has been given to him on life. He takes care of those close to him but you can never trust his word.
Example:
That batty boy is doing a Humam.
That boy is as clean as Humam.


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