conde
The wirdest, stupidest thing in the world, its species hasn't been discovered
Example:
That guy is a conde
That guy is a conde
Mr. Cond
the funnest ipod app ever.
directions: steer the condoms and fire them at the sperm before they get into they make you pregnant! Hurry up! fasteerrrr...harderrrr..or slow. ;D
directions: steer the condoms and fire them at the sperm before they get into they make you pregnant! Hurry up! fasteerrrr...harderrrr..or slow. ;D
Example:
I got bored waiting for my mother at the grocery... so i played mr. cond, and i had so much fun! ;D
I got bored waiting for my mother at the grocery... so i played mr. cond, and i had so much fun! ;D
conde nast
Magazine publishing empire based in New York City whose titles include Cosmopolitan and, ironically, Bon Appetit, since none of the employees there eats.
Example:
guy1: "Check out that hottie at that table over there, she hasn't touched anything on her plate"
guy2: "She probably works at Conde Nast."
girl1: "Yo, sista, I'se be wanting a job at your bling crib."
girl2: "Sorry." click
guy1: "Check out that hottie at that table over there, she hasn't touched anything on her plate"
guy2: "She probably works at Conde Nast."
girl1: "Yo, sista, I'se be wanting a job at your bling crib."
girl2: "Sorry." click
Conde Gay-t
Cond-poo
Two in one shampoo and conditioner... Meant to save time, but takes soo long to say!
Cond-poo! Fast, sexy, to the point.
Very human.
Cond-poo! Fast, sexy, to the point.
Very human.
Example:
"Honey I'm out of Cond-poo! ( :O ) Can you get some more from the store so I can wash my hair in an efficient manner?"
"Honey I'm out of Cond-poo! ( :O ) Can you get some more from the store so I can wash my hair in an efficient manner?"
Conde
Now that's a real nigga...known to be bout that life and get money this nigga is once in a lifetime....there's only 4 known to all existence and they all a problem....especially the 3rd one that nigga is the greatest of his era
Example:
All my kids want to be Conde
My bitch loves fucking with them Condes
Tyrone wishes to be like Conde
All my kids want to be Conde
My bitch loves fucking with them Condes
Tyrone wishes to be like Conde
Cond mosh
Full length - condescending mosher
Likes to let everyone know that they know everything about Rick and morty, no Jack horseman, math metal and any kind of game. Whilst still maintaining the shoes are nerdy even though they’re watched by millions. Starts sentences with “well technically” and will pick apart any joke or comment.
This specifically applies to a certain sub category of mosher. Including all of the usual attributes (drinking monster, Light up gaming keyboards, cartoon tee’s, ‘table top games’ etc)
Usually has a pale complexion with flushed cheeks due to lack of direct sunlight.
Likes to let everyone know that they know everything about Rick and morty, no Jack horseman, math metal and any kind of game. Whilst still maintaining the shoes are nerdy even though they’re watched by millions. Starts sentences with “well technically” and will pick apart any joke or comment.
This specifically applies to a certain sub category of mosher. Including all of the usual attributes (drinking monster, Light up gaming keyboards, cartoon tee’s, ‘table top games’ etc)
Usually has a pale complexion with flushed cheeks due to lack of direct sunlight.