Hazleton
A
dilapidated city that should have become the
Centralia, PA of Holocaust proportions, but unfortunately failed at sinking into the ground, or at least
burning out enough toxins to be harmful enough for the mountain to be evacuated.The most ghetto city in Pennsylvania besides
Allentown or Philly, the money that should be spent on fixing the roads instead goes to welfare and food stamps because the city is so poor that nobody's job can even afford to pay them well enough to live comfortably.It is overrun by rednecks, whites who never graduated high school, Hispanics, most of whom cannot speak 2 words of English to save their lives, black people who are making more progress than the rest of the melting pot up here combined, Slovaks and Italians who complain about the influx of other cultures whilst hiding away in their Roman Catholic churches, bums, and a surprising population of sexual
deviants (i.e. the usual craigslist frequenters who cheat on every boyfriend or girlfriend they get).Most of the inhabitants of
Hazleton pretend their lives are okay while others hide in bars after their shift ends to drink, dance, and smoke away their misery. Others just fuck it away and then go to
Dollar Tree in a mad rush to buy 5 pregnancy tests.Hazleton is the ugliest place you'll ever see in your life, and I hope that you are not as cursed as I.Also, never live with your ex-boyfriend. ESPECIALLY NOT IN
HAZLETON.
Hazleton
by Sum fuckin hic on Jun 09, 2018 07:21:09
Basically Chicago jr. Full of Hispanics (mostly
Dominicans). Worst city in Pennsylvania. You can hear a couple
gunshots every now and then but its normal here. Literally here besides
Mi Casa Restaurant. Pretty sure the bloods and crips both originated from here.
hazleton
by qAaRoN on Jul 01, 2005 12:52:12
By far, the worst city in Pennsylvania. Overrun with hispanics and
red necks, the most popular thing to do in this city is hang around the parking lot of
Blockbuster, with a rice-burner, and try to pick up pre-teen girls to take back behind the GIANT grocery store
dumpter and fuck. Also world reknown for having dirty old priests who molest young boys.
Example:
"I've seen better
scenery after taking a dump in my toilet than what this city has to offer. I swear, there was more stuff to do in
Nagasaki after the bomb hit than in this
dilapidated fuck-hole."
hazleton
by chaika on Aug 07, 2007 03:19:05
The center of the most fundamentalist Roman Catholic area in the US if not the world. Town that sits in isolation in the PA
coal region. Populated by descendants of Southern Italian and Slovak peasants who were taught by their priests never to think for themselves. Their descendants in
Hazleton today have given up most of the pretty or
interesting things about their ethnicity (throw fits when newcomer immigrants speak Spanish), but managed to keep the deeper and more negative traits like: "never act on your own initiative" (because that may be willfulness which is a sin). To learn more about the cultural core of this town, look up the Penn State/Hazleton professor who writes papers on superstition and Satanism in the area.
The Hispanics might be the only hope to save this town in the foreseeable future.
Example:
"Well of course
the doctor can't make a mistake! That's 'cause he's
a doctor! Can't you LISTEN? Don't you have any respect?" (typical
Hazleton attitude and speech)
Hazleton drifting
by Hazletard-in-Chief on Dec 10, 2010 11:27:20
Example:
hazletard: I won the Hazleton drifting competition in the
Walmart parking lot.
me: Fucking
sped.
hazleton with cheese
by Hazletard-in-Chief on Dec 10, 2010 11:29:58
A form of
mutal masturbation, in which a
yeast infected woman hangs by her feet, while a man mastubates her. He catches soft yeast falling from her vagina on his penis, and she uses it as
lubricant, to masturbate his penis.
Example:
pervert: I love your
fishy stank all over my cock.
bitch: Hope
you enjoy it, I didn't clean my snatch for several weeks.
pervert: The hazleton with cheese is the bomb.