Hypixel Skyblock

A spinoff of the original skyblock, where instead of spending all your time on your island (building and expanding it) you spend 90% of your time in the Skyblock hub with so many things to grind so you can be a better player overall. The goal for most Hypixel skyblock players is the stop playing hypixel skyblock.



Hypixel Skyblock
A game you will spend so much time on you will wish you never started. once you start having 200+ hours in-game, you will start to hallucinate and see sign of this game everywhere. you will either burn out or die trying to stop. we also have an active community which consist of controversial people, idiot thinking their smarter than anyone else, Thirtyvirus, the symbol of controversy because of all those "balancing idea" where he just try to cheese the game and nsfw artist very popular among the community.
Example:
He started playing Hypixel skyblock last year. since then, no one has ever heard or see him. legends say he go out at night to buy groceries. no one know how he look like today


Hypixel Skyblock
Hypixel Skyblock is a game about spending hours on getting RNGesus drops.

After spending more than 100 hour, you should go outside at least twice a week.

If you spent more than 200 hours, you should consider playing something else in minecraft.

If you spent more than 300 hours, you should go outside and maybe try to talk to someone irl.

If you spent more than 500 hours, now you should consider visitting a doctor.

If you spent more than 1000 hours, you are probably in the end game and if you aren't reading this while waiting for a doctor, then you should.

If you spent more than 2000 hours, you aren't even alive. You just can escape. It's too late. The only grass you can touch is minecraft grass.

If you spend more than 5000 hours, you played the game from the beggining for 6 hours a day. You don't even need the doctor, he can't help you.

If you spend more than 10000 hours, you played from the beggining the whole day. You maxed out everything, you have nothing to do, just, just… slowly die.
Example:
A: Hey wanna go to the cinema?
B: No, I started playing Hypixel Skyblock. After 10 hours I finally got full strong set.
A: It was nice knowing you *crying*
B: Wait let me just kill Thorn 3 more times.


Hypixel SkyBlock
a prison
Example:
.man I hate Hypixel SkyBlock I wish I could quit, this game is so boring, it's like a prison


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