cockslap

to slap someone with one's cock; to cockslap someone is to assert one's dominance/superiority. Also, girls like it when you do this to them.



cockslap
to slap someone in the face with your half-erected dick. doing this before or after having sex it is the only secure way to avoid pregnancy and venereal diseases.
Example:
guy: I cockslaped you, so i can't be the father!!

biotch: I gonna kick yer ass!!!

crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!


Cockslap
While receiving fellatio, the recipient withdraws his penis from the giver's mouth and slaps the giver across the face with it.

It may be an act of degradation, punishment, or performed during climax for an added dramatic effect.
Example:
Example 1:
I had to cockslap that bitch for scraping her teeth on my junk too hard.

Example 2:
Jenny likes it when you call her names and cockslap her.


Cockslap
The most humiliating act a man could ever give. Should you be the unlucky victim of a cockslap, especially when you're sleeping, the best advice is to kill yourself.
Example:
"Haha, I gave you a cockslap you when you were sleeping, and filmed it!"


Cockslaps
The slapping of one's Cock repeatedly. Usually a preferred method of violence against another for sexual reasons.

One is often not enough, therefore needing more than one Cockslap.
Example:
Cockslapper : Hey, what the fuck? Do u want me to Cockslap you again?

Cockslappee : Please No, anything but the Cockslaps!


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