I just
I just farted
What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”
Example:
As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.
As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.
i just came
Example:
Samah: Look at all this amazing food!
Jonathan: Wow! OMFG!!! So much foood!!! I just came.
Sweeta: Look! Free porn!
Jonathan: Uh oh. I just came.
Samah: Look at all this amazing food!
Jonathan: Wow! OMFG!!! So much foood!!! I just came.
Sweeta: Look! Free porn!
Jonathan: Uh oh. I just came.
i just died
Example:
1: (Says the funniest thing ever)
2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
1: Isn't that the funniest thing you've ever heard?!
2: OMG, I just died!
1: (Says the funniest thing ever)
2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
1: Isn't that the funniest thing you've ever heard?!
2: OMG, I just died!
I JUST MORBED
I just Farded
Example:
I just Farded
I just Farded
I Just Came
A blade of euphoria strikes you like a bolt of lighting after you continuously try to reload that meat gun and it finally explodes with the amount of shots equivalent to the amount of reloads you made.
I don't know how this works if you're a lady. Even more clueless if you're a transexual.
I don't know how this works if you're a lady. Even more clueless if you're a transexual.
Example:
The movie theater darkens. You came to enjoy the cinematic adventure and the floor is sticky. You're hating your life --- until someone behind you says, "I just came."
Now you feel dirty too.
The movie theater darkens. You came to enjoy the cinematic adventure and the floor is sticky. You're hating your life --- until someone behind you says, "I just came."
Now you feel dirty too.
i just sharted
The meanings of "I just sharted"
1. Its when you fart to hard and you shit your pants
2.Describes what you do when your scared "oh my god dude..I just sharted.."
3.when you sundely fart very hard when your in class and shit comes out
4. Or its just a way of saying "I just shit and farted at the same time"
1. Its when you fart to hard and you shit your pants
2.Describes what you do when your scared "oh my god dude..I just sharted.."
3.when you sundely fart very hard when your in class and shit comes out
4. Or its just a way of saying "I just shit and farted at the same time"
Example:
Person 1: "I have to shit really bad dude."
Person 2: "go to the restroom then.."
Person 1: *farts to hard and shits* "dude..I just sharted"
Person 1: "I have to shit really bad dude."
Person 2: "go to the restroom then.."
Person 1: *farts to hard and shits* "dude..I just sharted"