I am the manager
What you say to customers, who have nothing better to do than complain and blame you for their life problems, when they believe that you are
the bane of their existence ( usually via
coupons expiring, websites being faulty or the weather being dangerous), but it is your job to not only deal with said problems, but also show that you know exactly what you are doing. All while
not telling them that they are idiots and/or that they need to learn common sense or manners.