misremembering

The word a guilty person uses when they can not give a straight answer in an attempt to try to mislead or fool the authorites.



misremember
To remember incorrectly or mistakenly.

It sounds stupid and made-up, but it's appeared in text dating from the 17th century, and has been used by Jonathan Swift, Thomas Jefferson, John Locke, and Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Example:
"I may misremember indifferent circumstances, but can be right in substance. " -Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Cabel Breckenridge, 1821


misremembered
Word best used when trying to protect your 7 time Cy Young Award winning ass from commiting perjury as well as protecting a strong friendship with your back stabbing teammate.
Example:
Andy, my best friend in the whole wide wide world must have "misremembered" the friendly conversation we had when he stated that I shot up my lying ass with the Juice till it looked like a giant cauliflower. All I said was that I liked cauliflower and that it would be great if I could just inject it into my ass since it would save time from all that chewing. Then I could spend more time making sure my wife wasn't lifting her skirt so that my geeky trainer can give her his own Growth Hormone. But that's Andy. He was my friend, is my friend, and will always be my friend.



misremember
A word in use since 1533 meaning "to have an imperfect memory of." Also, one of the best recent examples of a mob of ignorant yokels with no recognizable proficiency in the English language criticizing a Yale grad's vocabulary.
Example:
"I misremembered her name, so she misremembered her number."


misremembered
Misremembered or Miss Remembered (formerly known as Miss Congeniality) also known as 3rd runner-up in the "Steroid User of the Year" compitition. Should the winner (Roidger) fail to fulfill duties due to imprisonment or other legal issues the Crown goes to 1st runner-up (Debbie). Should 1st runner up fail to fulfill duties also due to imprisonment or other legal issues the Crown then goes to the next runner-up...Miss Remembered (Andy or anyone else still found alive under the bus)!
Example:
Andy's truthfullness and unwilingness to take a fall for anyone has regulated him to the title of "Misremembered or Miss Remembered" in this year's "Steroid User of the Year" contest.


misremember
What some dumbass from Texas deems as english worthy for the United States Congressional Hearings. To misinterpret or to misunderstand.
Example:
Roger Clemens: I believe Andy Misremembers.
Congressman Shay: Excuse me, I didn't hear you (haha).
Roger Clemens: Andy Misremembers, I believe Andy Misremembers.


misremember
Proof that Roger Clemens is both guilty and an idiot. This made up word was Celmens response to Andy Petitte's testimony where he stated that Petitte and Clemens discussed the use of Human Growth Hormons together. Clemens stated that this conversation did not happen and that Petitte "misremembered" it.
Example:
Roger Clemens made us all a bit stupider by saying that Andy Petitte misremembered a conversation they had about the use of steriods.


misremember
What Andy Pettitte did while having a conversation with Roger Clemens regarding steroids and human growth hormones, thus joining Fred Durst's "agreeance" as fabricated, and utterly retarded words to enter the American lexicon
Example:
Roger Clemens: I think Andy misremembered the conversation we had about steroids and HGH.

Me: Misremembers? That's not even a word.


misremember
When someone remembered wrong. Remembering a past the correct way but someone correcting you and saying you are wrong. Made famous by Roger Clemens on February 13th, 2008 during a congressional hearing on performance enhancing drugs in major league baseball.
Example:
I think Andy misremembers that I ever was injected with human growth hormone.


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