Icicle

Nature's dildo



Icicle
A mixed drink consisting of peppermint scnapps and ginger-ale.
Example:
I'd like 2 icicles please.


Icicle
Being "Icy Cool"
Being so cool that you have frozen.
Cool, neat, awesome = icicle
Example:
"How do you like this shirt?"
"Yo that shirt is ICICLE!"
"Yea!"


Icicle
When the blood vessels in one's penis freeze while erect upon entering an extremely cold environment.
Example:
Dude, I went outside to piss, and came back with the biggest icicle.


icicle
A common abdominal pain that can occur without warning. The term "icicle" is used because the pain can be described as if an icicle has been violently shoved into your rectum and has pierced through your internal organs, a very sharp and intense, yet quick pain.
Example:
Yesterday when I was eating lunch with Antonio, he let out a quick gasp followed by a muttered "ow". I'm pretty sure he had his first icicle.


icicling
The act of freezing a human stool inside a condom in order to use it as a gruesome kind of dildo.
Example:
I did such a big turd last night that it seemed a shame to flush it. So I froze it for future icicling use.


Alaskan Icicle
The admirable task when a man puts a mitten on his dominant hand and proceeds to jerk off in sub-zero temperatures. The resulting jizz then freezes and can be used in a plethora of ways: I.e., self defense, moose hunting, flavor enhancer for drinks, perhaps even a tasty treat.
Example:
"Charlie, is your soup too hot? I have a few Alaskan icicles to help you out."

Guy one: "Hey, you goin' moose huntin today?"
Guy two: "Yeah! Wanna come? I have 14 spare Alaskan Icicles!"
Guy one: "Awesome!! I could always use another."


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