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sported

When your favorite live TV show gets overrun by a game (of any sport) that's running long. Especially frustrating for non-sports fans trying to watch comedy.

Not a sport

by Inabakumori fan ^_^ on May 31, 2021 04:59:17

A saying used by mostly NBA and NFL fans whenever they see a sport that isn't the NBA or NFL tweeted by SportsCenter or Bleach Report. It's often linked to people who grew up fatherless or people with a mental disability

Example:
"Don't care + not a sport + ratio"

sport

by Nick D on Apr 29, 2003 17:07:13

the name your dad calls you by that makes you feel like a total loser, which you probably are anyway (synonyms: champ, chief, etc.)

Example:
"Hey sport, whaddya say your old man teaches you to throw the ol' ball around today."
"Dad, I'm an All-American pitcher at U of Texas."
"Oh sorry son, the ol' ticker ain't what it used to be."
"Dad, please, you're embarrassing me in front of my bitch."

sporting

by Jon Thomas on Sep 30, 2005 03:35:28

Slang for wearing. Also used to describe what athletes wear when they compete.

Example:
He is sporting a rare pair of Air Jordans.

sport

by Crackeford on Jul 28, 2013 01:36:09

The sociological phenomena where throwing large amounts of money at anything will cause participants and spectators alike to obsess over the subject in question.

Example:
"Think we can turn butter-churning into a sport?"
"I'm a multi-billionaire. I'll see what I can do."

sports

by thenewnumber904 on Mar 24, 2006 01:56:04

America's state-sponsored religion.

Example:
On Sunday we pray sports.

Sport

by Ricky Roma on Nov 28, 2003 07:10:23

generic name used as a substitute for a person's surname.

See also chief, ace, champ, boss, dude, pal, slappy, guy, man, homey, junior, my deuce

Example:
I was at work today, and some dickface dropped this line on me:

"What's up, sport? Think you can get me a drink there, chief? What do you say, champ?"

Sport

by Andee_SOCCER on Jul 03, 2013 14:27:10

Giving up your own physical health and mental stability for the love of the game.

Example:
Injuries.
Mental Breakdowns.
"I can't, I have ____"
REAL sport

Sports

by Nerdferguson on Jun 21, 2013 12:20:59

Yelled during the viewing of a sporting event by a non-sports fan when surrounded by sports fans. Non-sports yells "SPORTS" when he or she does not know what is going on in a given but wants to feel as though they are contributing.

Example:
Fan 1: "C'mon ref!"
Fan 2: "What a shitty call!"
Fan 3: "Let em' play! It's the fourth quarter for christ's sake!"
Fan 4: "SPORTS!"

Sport

by Sportorer. on May 10, 2012 11:55:55

1. verb. The process of throwing a sporting ball, such as a football or mandarin, to a forewarned but nevertheless unsuspecting workmate, teammate or stranger (but never spouse or pet). An initiator, termed a ‘sportor’, expresses their desire to instigate ‘sport’ by firmly stating “Sport!”, usually preceded by the name of the recipient, termed a 'sportee'.

Note: To have succeeded at sport is to catch the sported object; to fail is to be struck unflatteringly or critically by said sported object.

Example:
"Sport is a great team building exercise!"

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