It depends

Someone that takes an ink pen from somebody else and never returns it. The depender uses various techniques such as asking to borrow a pen then keeping it or helping themself to a pen that was left unattended. This results in the owner of the missing pen being left without one.



Depends

by anonymous on Jan 10, 2005 08:10:43

Diapers for the elderly who have lost control of their bladder due to old age. (Can also be used figuratively to make fun of someone with a small bladder or someone who frequently wets their pants/bed.)
Example:
"My grandma told me to get her something useful for her birthday, so I got her an economy size package of Depends. She was thrilled."

"My algebra teacher is a bitch and wouldn't let me go to the bathroom more than once during class. I think I pissed my pants!"
"Girl, you gotta get yourself some Depends!"


Depends

by Amy on Aug 23, 2004 13:56:44

1. Padded undergarments used to minimise discomfort and embarrassment of sufferers from weak bladders.

2. May also be used during intense moments of laughter.

3. A call-out term after hearing a funny joke.
Example:
Depends! Depends! (That was funny. Please bring me my Depends before I wet myself).


depends

by SlopNChop on Oct 30, 2017 09:08:26

A substitute for underwear that people can pee or poop in without using the bathroom
Example:
Kiersten : I don't know why Chad is making us wear Depends at work why can't we just use the bathroom?
Kaylee : Well it's probally because some people around here are misusing there bathroom time!
Kiersten : Are you accusing me of having sex in the bathroom!
Kaylee : I didn't want to mention any names but yes it's your fault!
Kiersten : Fuck You! Your just mad cause you don't ever get no dick in your pussy!
Kaylee : I get plenty of dick but thanks to this damn Depends ive got a horrible rash in my pussy!
Steve : Hey guys check it out Ive got on A double Depends I'm good to go all weekend! Ahhhhhh! Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Oh God! Did you just shit your pants?
Steve : Yeah I just love the feel of fresh warm poop on my ass! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : Gross he did it again!
Kiersten : I think I'm gonna puke!
Steve : Here have one of my Depends then I can eat it for lunch!
Kaylee : Oh God I think I just shit myself!
Steve : Well it's a good thing you got your Depends on!
Chad : Hey guy's look's like we got some production today glad to see the Depends program is working out! Pew what's that horrible smell?
Kiersten : Oh Kaylee and Steve shit themselves! Ahhhh! and me!
Chad : O God Damn! I think i'll be in my office the rest of the day!


Dependence

by IbreathAir on Dec 25, 2020 02:27:03

The pussified term a full blown addict uses to describe their habit.

People who admit to having a “dependency” are almost always just trying to tip-toe around using the word “addiction”.
Example:
Liar: “Yes, I sometimes smoke cigarettes and drink liquid sugar but I only have a mild dependence.”


dependent

by Dubiks on Dec 10, 2018 14:20:29

What we all are at least some point in our lives. Especially during infancy.
Example:
Society pressures people to be as independent as possible when in reality, it's sometimes good to ask for help when you really need it.


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