JAM

Fast way of texting "just a minute" or "just a moment."



JAM
A positive multifunctiontional expression for wanting to be "all over" a person, place, or thing .b. This word is also used singuarly as an exclamation of goodness or excitment. c. A serisouly groovy tune i.e. Bennie and the Jets. Originally derived from the Rasta term "Jammin" as applied to music and musical performances made popluar by Bob Marley.
Example:
I want to JAM on Chuck Bass because he is the sexiest man alive!

I'm so hungry, I need to JAM on some pico de gallo pronto!

S: I just got my paycheck lets go JAM on some alcohol.
L: JAM
S: JAM

(Bennie and the Jets begins to play)
S: I love this JAM! Lets twist
L: JAM


JAM
Acronym for Jocular Alpha Male, named so for their primary function of attempting to jam every female in sight. Common traits include low intelligence, superiority complex brought on by deep ceded insecurity/homoerotic denial, muscle mass consistent with steroid abuse and a predilection for jager bombs and HGH.
Example:
JAM 1: I'm so jacked right now man! I just blasted my delts at the gym! I can't wait to hit the bar tonight, pound some jager bombs and bang some skanks!

JAM 2: I just spent the rest of my money on HGH from China, so I can't go broski. Why don't we stay at my place, watch Brokeback Mountain and cuddle?

JAM 1: What the fuck did you just say?

JAM 2: Chill out dude, I'm just kidding... (aside) but not really.


JAM
JAM is a well-known slang word within the UK standing for Just A Minute, a long running popular BBC Radio 4 panel. The slang JAM was first used within the BBC, but this unofficial slang is now far more widespread.

Devised by Ian Messiter (1920-1999) whilst aboard a London bus, JAM was first broadcast in South Africa before being adopted by the BBC in 1967. It is distinctive by its use of the minute waltz.

An extremely entertaining but simple format, celebrity contestants have to speak for one minute on a given subject without deviation, repetition (of a word) or hesitation. If they do, other celebrity panellists can make a challenge; a successful challenge means they in turn get to continue talking on that subject for the remains of the minute. By 2009 over 700 episodes of JAM have been aired.
Example:
"Don't telephone me at 6-30 as I'll be listening to JAM on the wireless."

"No chance of that as I'm also a fan of JAM!"


JAM
a. the act of being hedonistically nubilous

b. the act of fermenting like a sea-lion the following day
c. people fluent in the artful language of JAManese
d. something you put on toast
Example:
MUAMP THE JAM!


jam jams
The most bestest pajamas you will ever find. Once you find these one of a kind pajamas you will scream at the top of your lungs using a childish lisp to announce to the world what has just happened.
Example:
OH MY GOD! JAM JAMS! I MUST WEAR YOU!!


Jam-Jam
A godlike being that is a deity in videogames, and expert in getting tails, has an IQ of at least 300, a fantastic entertainer, and lover of the arts. Apprecaites the finer things in life and is destined to be a wealthly, sexy, and brillant human who will accomplish much in life. He also has a HUGE "Lincoln Log" (if you know what I mean) and farts that smells like the inside of a bakery.
Example:
Whoa, it's that big; he's a total Jam-Jam.


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