Cock Block
Example:
COCK BLOCK!
COCK BLOCK!
Cock Block
To prevent one's friend from scoring, usually by acting inappropriately in front of some sweet ass.Cock Block
Example:
In the last 20 seconds of the Sherlock BBC episode, "The Great Game", Moriarty decides to be a total Cock Block.
Sherlock: "What you offered to do back there it was...uh....good..." *blush*
John: *epic smile*
Audience: MAKE OUT!!
*Sniper riffles shown from above*
Moriarty: SORRY BOYS I JUST COULDN'T STOP HERE!!!!!
Audience: ........Fucking Moriarty.......
In the last 20 seconds of the Sherlock BBC episode, "The Great Game", Moriarty decides to be a total Cock Block.
Sherlock: "What you offered to do back there it was...uh....good..." *blush*
John: *epic smile*
Audience: MAKE OUT!!
*Sniper riffles shown from above*
Moriarty: SORRY BOYS I JUST COULDN'T STOP HERE!!!!!
Audience: ........Fucking Moriarty.......
Cock Block
Example:
During science my class cock blocked john and me.
During science my class cock blocked john and me.
Cock Block
An ancient Chinese kung fu move which involves a male or a female (hopefully not) whipping out their dick and using it to block a karate chop, hence the name Cock Block. It has the potential to hurt the owner of the dick, but usually ends the fight with the owner of the cock being victorious. This is due to the fact that the other fighter is afraid (usually) of touching the dick, because they don't want to become gay by doing so. If you're fighting a girl.... um i guess you're screwed
Cock Block
n. A person who cannot stand the site of a friend getting laid and therefore has to prevent any possiblity of this happenning.
Example:
My friend Crookshanks is such a cock block, he should wear shoulder pads when he goes out to the bar.
My friend Crookshanks is such a cock block, he should wear shoulder pads when he goes out to the bar.
Cock Block
The act of a large entity using their market influence to prohibit you from gaining access to a desired market.
Example:
e.g. Why does Microsoft have to come up in my house and cock block my access to that sales channel.
e.g. Why does Microsoft have to come up in my house and cock block my access to that sales channel.
Cock Block
Example:
I was about to take Jamie back to my place to seal the deal but I was swiftly cock blocked when my friend Mike didn't have a ride home.
I was about to take Jamie back to my place to seal the deal but I was swiftly cock blocked when my friend Mike didn't have a ride home.
Cock Block
Someone who either intentionally or unintentionally prevents two people from having any kind of intimate contact. Usually done out of jealousy or because of poor perception of social cues.
Methods of cock blocking can include calling one or the other person's cellphone, not leaving them alone, carrying on a pointless conversation, or saying unflattering things about one or both of them.
Methods of cock blocking can include calling one or the other person's cellphone, not leaving them alone, carrying on a pointless conversation, or saying unflattering things about one or both of them.
Example:
Did you see Dave and Ashley at the party last night? Joey was being a total cock block to them. He wouldn't let them do anything together.
Did you see Dave and Ashley at the party last night? Joey was being a total cock block to them. He wouldn't let them do anything together.
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