John Bonham

1. n. Perhaps the greatest rock-and-roll drummer who ever lived.2. v. To get intoxicated to the point where one vomits in one's sleep.



John Bonham
The greatest rock drummer ever. He was the drummer for Led Zeppelin, he was influinced by Buddy Rich(one of the greatest jazz drummers).Used a ludwig set up with a BIG band bass drum, one mounted tom, two floor toms, and a steel snare. His cymbals were all Zildjan, even his awsome gong. Also in some concerts he had two mounted Konga drums. He created a all knew way of playing drums with awsome tripplet based solos that would go on for 20 minnets.He had a crazy fast right foot, wrote some amazing songs like Mobey Dick, and When the Leve Breaks. He has inspired many to play drums(including me). He died from alcohol poisining.

R.I.P. John Henry Bonham
Example:
Wanna be drummer: Dude Stewert Copland is the greatest drumer ever!

Someone who knows what their talking about: Your dumb, John Bonham rocks harder with his pinky that Copland.


John Bonham
The drummer for Led Zeppelin. He was the greatest drummer in rock music and he is still better than such wannabe pretenders as Neil Peart (who is massively overrated) and Travis Barker (who should never be allowed to play music, ever). Bonham almost single-handedly (although with help from Carmine Appice) created the stereotype of the loud rock drummer, played brutal, pounding beats and amazing triplet-based fills with a lightning right foot.

He is missed.
Example:
John Bonham was the genius behind "When the Levee Breaks," "Achilles Last Stand," and "Moby Dick" (the real, live kind, not the patched-together crap on Led Zeppelin II).


John Bonham Special
A meal, usually eaten at breakfast time, consisting of a quadruple vodka (four quadruple vodkas for the brave) and a ham sandwich. This was John Bonham's (led zeppelin drummer) last meal, hence the title. It can also be a verb as in "he John Bonham Specialed that ass, and now he's pukin'"
Example:
"I wanted to get hammered one morning so I had the John Bonham Special"

"I dared him to get a John Bonham special and he did"


Latest Searches

WROUNG, No Niggity, San Leandro, Present tense, alternate dimension, hard candy, a good FRIEND, roast a pig, blumpkin, Bemmimgfield, Doing laundry, punched as, insignificant, bringe, NO SIR, what a niceee, Laura Bush, Oscar Wilde, taco jeans, Lozza, primark, Red Running Man, Coles Mastercard, My opinion, Freddying, grinds, defiantly, ashanty, yo-boy, niqquh, for tax, insignia, Most underrated, as Fuck, hairy pickleball, good advice, Colman, Cock Thrust, Yahoo messenger, the Mason Dixon line, Obligatory dubstep, pat, Billy Madison, insightness, the silencer, fury, stubbing your toe, heater, Corporation, wanking off, Jolee, rains, a virgin, insighting, eccentricities, bad shit, Maylon, i have lost my keys, funny fucked up, hotpants, mark hamill, duct tape, unbreakable head, mercilessly, up dawg, get in their, Return The Favor, TGFBRO, GIRLYPOP, neppy, Tales of Arcadia, insightful, Vener, The pimp, Nishoba, Tucker, Tinke, double points, Mobius, kike, Holy Harry Jesus, peet, insight, Billy up, Balsamo, Ayahh yii, extra small, bottomburp, whipping, Vishnu, Mah, spondulicking, Huntly, tanning, handlebar moustache, love ya bye, Northrup, Exhausted, Underdose, Spun, slashed my tires, Your Turn to die, insiduous, Gonads, Turd Wafter, 101 Dalmations, inclusivity bias, many men, bastered, channel 1, Smooks, Insiding, atle, Get on outa herre, Terminator, Contractable, 1:15, tea and crumpets, aroused, curries, hand fetish, elasticity, analyzer, MC Jin, quiet girl, Jake a, gonorrhea, Authoritarianism, translocate, bi, Insides, sopheia, haste, obfuscate, get near, mass lad 2, 12-pack, Rule 144, Be Mine, IEWIS, brittles, Anna Kendrick, Astatine, behalf, ears, insiders, Do it fart tho, feels great, Vio, she knows, Lab animal, walking stereotype, Make-out Room, Texas Six Shooter, High-Risk Selfie, sort out, kyber, playing ugly, frivolous, Indian Curry Fest, insider trading, on the run, Punchline Pirate, Yeah ok, Just A Friend, Karen, equity derivative, God Knows I Tried, tamia, the twist, cauliflower ears, insider, Westside Connection, constitute, Shevil, golden rum, TTYS, stogs, your ass is grass, Animators, the grant, games, Juliana, Accidenting, gay butt sex, mispelled, strats, Language!, At this time, Mo County, Insided, tHaT AtTiTudE, glistens, floods, the G-spot, 6 cylinder, tolle, I cut you sucka, hardworking, josh johnson, john bonham, WROUNG, No Niggity, San Leandro, Present tense, alternate dimension, hard candy, a good FRIEND, roast a pig, blumpkin, Bemmimgfield, Doing laundry, punched as, insignificant, bringe, NO SIR, what a niceee, Laura Bush, Oscar Wilde, taco jeans, Lozza, primark, Red Running Man, Coles Mastercard, My opinion, Freddying, grinds, defiantly, ashanty, yo-boy, niqquh, for tax, insignia, Most underrated, as Fuck, hairy pickleball, good advice, Colman, Cock Thrust, Yahoo messenger, the Mason Dixon line, Obligatory dubstep, pat, Billy Madison, insightness, the silencer, fury, stubbing your toe, heater, Corporation, wanking off, Jolee, rains, a virgin, insighting, eccentricities, bad shit, Maylon, i have lost my keys, funny fucked up, hotpants, mark hamill, duct tape, unbreakable head, mercilessly, up dawg, get in their, Return The Favor, TGFBRO, GIRLYPOP, neppy, Tales of Arcadia, insightful, Vener, The pimp, Nishoba, Tucker, Tinke, double points, Mobius, kike, Holy Harry Jesus, peet, insight, Billy up, Balsamo, Ayahh yii, extra small, bottomburp, whipping, Vishnu, Mah, spondulicking, Huntly, tanning, handlebar moustache, love ya bye, Northrup, Exhausted, Underdose, Spun, slashed my tires, Your Turn to die, insiduous, Gonads, Turd Wafter, 101 Dalmations, inclusivity bias, many men, bastered, channel 1, Smooks, Insiding, atle, Get on outa herre, Terminator, Contractable, 1:15, tea and crumpets, aroused, curries, hand fetish, elasticity, analyzer, MC Jin, quiet girl, Jake a, gonorrhea, Authoritarianism, translocate, bi, Insides, sopheia, haste, obfuscate, get near, mass lad 2, 12-pack, Rule 144, Be Mine, IEWIS, brittles, Anna Kendrick, Astatine, behalf, ears, insiders, Do it fart tho, feels great, Vio, she knows, Lab animal, walking stereotype, Make-out Room, Texas Six Shooter, High-Risk Selfie, sort out, kyber, playing ugly, frivolous, Indian Curry Fest, insider trading, on the run, Punchline Pirate, Yeah ok, Just A Friend, Karen, equity derivative, God Knows I Tried, tamia, the twist, cauliflower ears, insider, Westside Connection, constitute, Shevil, golden rum, TTYS, stogs, your ass is grass, Animators, the grant, games, Juliana, Accidenting, gay butt sex, mispelled, strats, Language!, At this time, Mo County, Insided, tHaT AtTiTudE, glistens, floods, the G-spot, 6 cylinder, tolle, I cut you sucka, hardworking,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!