Accidenting

The act of getting into an accident



on accident
The improper usage of the phrase "by accident". Started in the United States, but it has started to spread to other countries like a plague. A terrible, terrible, grammar plague.
Example:
Cleetus: "Hey Maude, this 'ere critter dang near made me spill mah beer on accident."


ACCIDENT
An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarassment.

Typically, having shat oneself.
Example:
Billy: "Teacher! Clyde shit himself on the swing!"
Teacher: "No, no, Billy! Clyde had an 'accident'..."
Billy: "Nawp. He shat himself and flew right off that sumbitch!"


accidate
a social outing between two acquaintances or friends that, unbeknownst to one or both parties, is actually a date.
Example:
"I thought that we were just going to talk business when I agreed to meet Paul for coffee, but then he put his hand on my arm and told me I was beautiful and I realised that I was on an accidate.'


Latest Searches

Weakest Of All Links, big up yourself, fighting, Homosexuals, get up on, whats up, aw shit brotha, round up, It was awesome, sip your friends, Inbred, get in bed, paintballer, a Spike, Rd, Drop so Hard, shit bubble, Forensics, inbread, Sven, Decent Guy, forks up, enchilada, Yoel Yosef, have a ring, dead horse, pursuit of happiness, honesty caption, Giggling, inboxed, seth, power levels, supe, vigorously, throwing arm, AstroSecret, Inbox, soprano, kangaroo, twelve months, anna lee, Squaddd, Chinese homerun, girlfiend, the pinwheel, abundance, Chazz It Up!, Alabama Tuna Melt, Jeesh, graffiti bomb, inbound, Queens English, man whore, Sommerswerd, contraption, Alex Turner, tail light, nothing to show, Nut in my butt, shitty spinoff, old bastard, measuring stick, inbetween, fear of aliens, Bini, skimp, Fagulence, Tubey Booby, get sick, cranberries, get Pwned, inb4, See also, vaushite, the used, the marble, Sammy hamon, tangly, criminal empire, inauthentic, way of life, Miroku, Ass-idiot, Dropping, Get on the piss, that one classmate, SMW, orihime Inoue, dover, YG, categorise, Anywhere But Home, inauguration, Enslave, Mark Twain’s, norks, get rocked, chanded, White Cunt, grinning, GIEF, non-religious, Corrupticity, inaudible, FARC, 3:45, ginger hair, sexually attractive, Virginity, all about, Hot rock, FAN, gimme dis, grimmis, scorpio, inattentive, the destroyer, people, semi-legitimate, Jungalist, ballox, heh, Scroungy, STORY, has the balls, Dez Yancey, turrible, inarguably, james cook, iPod Classic, Little Red Friends, homies, Go all the way, close enough, a Fortnite player, crafted, inapropriate, Leron, Peaving, Gay Fraper, Sneep Snorp, j-bomb, make, Warhead, Wool-o, FACK OFF, THIS IS GENTLEMEN, Kettering University, Populars, get raised, Bl, next mate, docs, so had, the Waterfall, inappropriate, the couch, whiped, glottal, cazes, get looked at, whack, NICK CLEGG, Scrotaling, kerb, inanimate object, your mom is gay lol, queef, spammer, corN corn, Unreliable, GO FLOSS BITCH, Leonhard, ugly butt face, Puerto Rican Flag, Understanding, Sound out, Gender-Queer, Selfing, jet ski, inanimate, boxster, Advance, Billy Crystal Jew, VSCO gurls, Piracy, keep in, scandinavian, STILL FEEL, MAN BOOTY, blind rage, WIZLE or WIZZLE, coolest mf, got five, inane, lemon ice pop, Richter scale, beerpong, The thing, araw, Accidenting, working from home, Weakest Of All Links, big up yourself, fighting, Homosexuals, get up on, whats up, aw shit brotha, round up, It was awesome, sip your friends, Inbred, get in bed, paintballer, a Spike, Rd, Drop so Hard, shit bubble, Forensics, inbread, Sven, Decent Guy, forks up, enchilada, Yoel Yosef, have a ring, dead horse, pursuit of happiness, honesty caption, Giggling, inboxed, seth, power levels, supe, vigorously, throwing arm, AstroSecret, Inbox, soprano, kangaroo, twelve months, anna lee, Squaddd, Chinese homerun, girlfiend, the pinwheel, abundance, Chazz It Up!, Alabama Tuna Melt, Jeesh, graffiti bomb, inbound, Queens English, man whore, Sommerswerd, contraption, Alex Turner, tail light, nothing to show, Nut in my butt, shitty spinoff, old bastard, measuring stick, inbetween, fear of aliens, Bini, skimp, Fagulence, Tubey Booby, get sick, cranberries, get Pwned, inb4, See also, vaushite, the used, the marble, Sammy hamon, tangly, criminal empire, inauthentic, way of life, Miroku, Ass-idiot, Dropping, Get on the piss, that one classmate, SMW, orihime Inoue, dover, YG, categorise, Anywhere But Home, inauguration, Enslave, Mark Twain’s, norks, get rocked, chanded, White Cunt, grinning, GIEF, non-religious, Corrupticity, inaudible, FARC, 3:45, ginger hair, sexually attractive, Virginity, all about, Hot rock, FAN, gimme dis, grimmis, scorpio, inattentive, the destroyer, people, semi-legitimate, Jungalist, ballox, heh, Scroungy, STORY, has the balls, Dez Yancey, turrible, inarguably, james cook, iPod Classic, Little Red Friends, homies, Go all the way, close enough, a Fortnite player, crafted, inapropriate, Leron, Peaving, Gay Fraper, Sneep Snorp, j-bomb, make, Warhead, Wool-o, FACK OFF, THIS IS GENTLEMEN, Kettering University, Populars, get raised, Bl, next mate, docs, so had, the Waterfall, inappropriate, the couch, whiped, glottal, cazes, get looked at, whack, NICK CLEGG, Scrotaling, kerb, inanimate object, your mom is gay lol, queef, spammer, corN corn, Unreliable, GO FLOSS BITCH, Leonhard, ugly butt face, Puerto Rican Flag, Understanding, Sound out, Gender-Queer, Selfing, jet ski, inanimate, boxster, Advance, Billy Crystal Jew, VSCO gurls, Piracy, keep in, scandinavian, STILL FEEL, MAN BOOTY, blind rage, WIZLE or WIZZLE, coolest mf, got five, inane, lemon ice pop, Richter scale, beerpong,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!