bastered

Somthing that Gray often calls people in place of bastard. He hope's that it will one day spread to the rest of the population.



Baster
A man whose sole motivation in love making is to baste his partner's face with man gravy.
Example:
Janet: I told him he could come inside me but insisted on shooting his wad all over my face disregarding my plea not to do so.
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind from the experience !


bastering
A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.

Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.
Example:
How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?


A baster
A dude whose sole motivation in love making is to baste his partner's face with man gravy.
Example:
Janet: I told him he could come inside me but insisted on shooting his wad all over my face disregarding my plea not to do so.
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind !


Baster
A shorted version of Bastard, originally due to a spelling error due Dyslexics. only used in west end glasgow.
Example:
Willy is such a baster for calling toni a plantain face!

That baster Willy called me a plantain face?!

Actually that baster also said you had fanny features

ohhh, im gunna kill that baster!!!

oh my goodness whats this,

what a baster, there is jizzim everywhere!!


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