cauliflower ears
1. A description of the shape of a
boxers or
rugby palyers years after they have been smashed around for years.2. When you walk around with
cauliflower sticking out of your ears
cauliflower ear
by earljames on Apr 18, 2008 13:47:17
Deformation (many times permanent) of the ear due to repetitive physical contact. Semi-common in boxers. VERY common in
wrestlers/grapplers that have trained for a number of years.
This can be an initial sign of someone that can mess you up pretty bad. Some famous people include guys like BJ
Penn and Randy "The Natural"
Couture.
Example:
I was at a bar last night and I saw some loud-mouth, idiot starting shit with this guy who had
cauliflower ears. 10 seconds later, the 'idiot' was
choked out unconscience and looked like a slobbering jack-ass. He should have known better than to mess with that guy.
Cauliflower Ear
by j7x (james sevenfold bent) on Nov 18, 2006 18:27:40
To engage in
aural sex (that's right,
ear sex) and to shoot your load down, around and in your sexually submissive partner's
lugholes. Giving the appearance of white ears.
Usually results in brain damage and death.
Example:
Jane: I love you jeff
Jeff: Shutup bitch! Im gonna
aural you the fuck up!!!
Jane: NOOOO
Jeff: *grunting* UHHHHH *
JIZZ BOMB*
Jane: Owwww, my eardrum *DIES*
Jeff: I totally fucking owned your ear,
CAULIFLOWER EAR!!!!