Johnny Bravo
A
cartoon character about a blonde-haired (
Elvis Presley style) bodyuilding man who wears sunglasses and tries to
pick-up hot chicks in the most unusual ways possible. Johnny appears to be an adult, but he still lives with his mama. There's also Little Suzy, a little girl who annoys him a lot! No joke. There's a guy named Carl who attempts to woo Johnny into being his friend, but however, that leads to rejection, which is the same way with him when it comes to flirting with women.
Johnny Bravo
by pacman jones32 on Oct 13, 2010 06:22:09
One of the greatest cartoon characters ever. The best in a line of quality cartoon network shows such as Ed Edd n' Eddy,
Cow and Chicken,
Dexter's Lab, Time Squad etc. The show revolves around a braindead
musclehead who tries to pick up chicks in the most douche way possible, usually getting his ass kicked, believes that planting a toy car will make a real car.
Johnny Bravo
by Almostfriday on May 13, 2022 10:43:54
Johnny Bravo
by Almostfriday on May 13, 2022 10:46:01
Example:
That guy’s become a total Johnny Bravo
figure in my life! I see him everywhere but we’ve never
spoken
Johnny Bravo
by Dr Vegeta PhD on Nov 30, 2013 12:41:25
Johnny Bravo
by GeneralGiblet on Dec 05, 2013 07:02:08
Johnny Bravo
by ham n cheese b siderz on Mar 29, 2021 01:18:39
Johnny Bravo
by buttinz on Mar 07, 2008 15:15:47
A funny looking ape handed cartoon character who has the tendancy to wear
white sunglasses to impress tail, while seeming like a large
pawed ass ass pirate he has likeable qualities such as his wanting to seem in control of situations, he often controls doorways and this causes his balls to swell cutting off circulation to his penis, this results in a brief case of
elephantitis and purple discoloration of the penis, it can be compared to when the hulk gets mad and turns into a monster
Example:
Did you see Johnny Bravo at the door last night his balls got so
big no one could get in or out of the bar until
Mr. clean came to rub his discolored
purple penis
johnny bravo
by AJ Andrews on May 17, 2008 21:54:55
To
shoe horn a solution into a problem for some convenient reason; to settle for less for convenience.
Derived from the stage name for Greg Brady in the Brady Bunch original episodes; Greg left the "Brady Six" and went solo. The
Johnny Bravo stage presense was characterized by a
matador suit. Greg Brady was chosen not for his voice or talent, but because he "fit the suit."
When something is Johnny Bravo, it fits your needs, even though it may not be the most qualified solution.
Example:
She was drunk, I was there, she settled. I was happy to play
Johnny Bravo.
I couldnt find what i was looking for, so I
Johnny Bravo'd on this car.
I was in the right place at the right time. I got Johnny Bravo'd for the job.
Affirmative action is nothing more than Johnny Bravo'ing people into job positions because they "fit the suit."
johnny bravo
by Parker Posey on Apr 12, 2007 09:40:11