GRENADE Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

GRENADE

-noun1. A woman of cover. Generally wearing all black garb with a veil that covers the entire head except for the eyes.

Grenade of Grenade

by stiffshifter on Jul 25, 2010 04:55:21

The real name for the Call of Duty series. The only people who don't acknowledge this as the series' actual name are the hardcore fans, who protect their sacred game above all else, and are ignorant to reason.

Example:
Person 1: "I love Call of Duty!"
Person 2: "Don't you mean Grenade of Grenade? I hate that game."
Person 1: (insert rage-filled rant here)

Grenading

by Nathan Patrick Hooker on Oct 17, 2015 13:57:34

When you're in the shower and you have to poop—Instead of getting out, you poop in your hand, pull back the shower curtain, and toss it in the toilet.

Example:
Dude, I had to shit really bad, but didn't want to get the floor all wet.. So I had a grenading session in the shower.

grenade

by Amaris on Aug 30, 2003 11:42:30

The solitary ugly girl always found with a group of hotties. If the grenade doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.

Example:
"Come on man, take one for the team and jump the grenade"

grenades

by Big Freeze UFL on Feb 01, 2010 10:13:21

A group of ugly, fat, pale, repulsive, and/or slovenly females.

The term "grenade" was coined by The Situation on MTV's infamous show, The Jersey Shore

Example:
"Hey dude, call up that fat chick you've been banging. Tell her to bring her friends."

"Sure thing bro. I guess you wanna dive on some grenades tonight too, huh?"

grenade.

by Carl "The Other Guy" on May 31, 2006 19:09:42

Hand- held explosive, used mainly by people who wish to inflict pain and death. (eg. Terrorists, soldiers)
To use a grenade, one would remove the pin and throw the grenade in the direction of the target, where under normal circumstances, it would explode.
Not reccomended for children. Or anyone at all, really.

Example:
He threw the grenade. There was a shout, an explosion, a scream, and then, silence.

the grenade

by Ranting Bastard on Aug 05, 2004 07:37:41

This waste of (a vast amount of) skin realized in the 6th grade that she will die alone after welfare and multiple heart attacks. After this harsh realization, she desperately attempted to form friendships with attractive girls for the sole reason of leeching of their hotness. Ten years later, she's managed to hold together her parasitic friendship with these girls. When you and your buddies approach these girls, the grenade's callousness from years of fat jokes kicks into overdrive, and she does everything in her power to keep her "friends" from hooking up. The grenade will most likely have to be jumped on (read: get taken back to her place and spend many long hours trying not to vomit from disgust) by you or one of your buddies (probably whoever gets the short straw).

Example:
"She was the grenade" should be an acceptable defense in murder cases.

Grenade

by Preston Fucking Grenade on Dec 06, 2018 15:41:57

Property of preston grenade.

Example:
Bro dont touch that.
Why?
Thats prestons grenade.

Grenade

by Austin S. on Dec 09, 2017 15:24:13

Similar to a timebomb, a roach with weed packed on top

Example:
“Woah that started ripping out of nowhere “

“The grenade went off”

grenade

by pmcdon1 on May 19, 2005 02:01:21

an ugly girl that is jumped on for the sake of your friends. Similar to the times of war when the enemy tosses a grenade over the lines and a comrade jumps on it to ensure teh safety of others.

Example:
You owe me dude, i jumped on teh grenade last time!!!

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