mathematician
A mathematician is a
device for turning
coffee into theorems.
mathematician
by algebrator on Jul 30, 2009 15:16:16
Possibly,
on average, the smartest people around since they can actually back up their knowledge with rigorous
proof. Someone who specializes in pure or applied
mathematics.
mathematician
by Frikiboss on Dec 06, 2019 08:10:47
Example:
-Mike, did you know that every whole number greater than 1 is a
prime number or a product of prime numbers?
-No I didn't... I am a mathematician I need to
prove it... (cries uncontrollably)
help me please...
mathematician
by ponybalogna on Jun 13, 2018 19:28:16
mathematician
by 0 00 on Jan 09, 2006 03:50:43
A sexual act where one person (male or female) kneels at a man's side, and with the fingers of one hand probes the anus in a calculator-button pushing motion. The other hand
grips the penis and strokes it in
a crank handle fashion, as if he or she is operating an old-time crank-handle
calculator.
Example:
Sally
promised the college math professor that if she performed the mathematician on him he would
shout out prime numbers at the top of his
lungs.
mathematician
by Haschwalth on Apr 14, 2016 05:40:36
Raw mathematician
by Zsa zsa Gabor!!! on Jan 21, 2010 10:46:10
pure mathematician
by Claudette with Self Care on Apr 30, 2022 02:27:48
mexican mathematician
by burrito_boy99 on Nov 02, 2009 14:23:49
Example:
Jose drew a circle and its
radius and was
deemed a mexican mathematician.
jailbait mathematician
by CMorales on May 04, 2008 08:41:43
Example:
"She says she was
born in
'88. How old does that make her?"
"
I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."