mathematician

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.



mathematician
Possibly, on average, the smartest people around since they can actually back up their knowledge with rigorous proof. Someone who specializes in pure or applied mathematics.
Example:
A mathematician is not happy until the proof is complete.


mathematician
A person who suffers from obsessive compulsive proving disorder.
Example:
-Mike, did you know that every whole number greater than 1 is a prime number or a product of prime numbers?
-No I didn't... I am a mathematician I need to prove it... (cries uncontrollably) help me please...


mathematician
The one job everyone wants you to have but no one ever does have.
Example:
Everyone: You're going to become a mathematician one day.

You: No, no I'm not.


mathematician
A sexual act where one person (male or female) kneels at a man's side, and with the fingers of one hand probes the anus in a calculator-button pushing motion. The other hand grips the penis and strokes it in a crank handle fashion, as if he or she is operating an old-time crank-handle calculator.
Example:
Sally promised the college math professor that if she performed the mathematician on him he would shout out prime numbers at the top of his lungs.


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